it's a snow day
okay, so when you think snow day, fun is immediately equated. the only problem was I didn't really know if I was able to get out my driveway. separate of that, even if I got out, there were other complications. so I elected to stay home. which gets mega boring two days in a row. solution? go outside

	Here's me in a horrible picture. Ignore my ugly face, check out the hair. I am pumped to go outside (even though this was actually when I switched hats, visual trickery).
my first task was to shovel my car. I wish this was my car, but alas its only my cousin's. the sun was facing the wrong way to show mine, but I assure you it is fairly clean.
	The first step to sledding in one's own backyard is creating a path. this proved ridiculously more difficult than it should've been. in fact I will go as far as to say that I was embarassed.
I am a hardass. this more than makes up for lack of quality sleddage in the last picture
	unfortunately, bad sledding can entertain a teenager for so long. the next logical step was making a fort, and posing for a picture (see picture). the most important thing in making a fort is selecting a great location. unable to find any GREAT locations, I settled for a mediocre location (see picture)
Forts are good for: 1.Being a spy 2.Picking up chicks 3.Hiding WMD's 4.Baking pancakes I'm sure you could ask jeeves if there are other useful uses
Here is what it looks like. The shields are curved for extra deflection, and the rock wall was assembled in a mere 15 minutes. 10 jeff points if you can find me hidden in that picture.
	it is kind of sad when you sneak into your own picture. I don't even get it, but it makes me laugh.
demonstrating the protection abilities of the newly dubbed fort
	It is important for spies to wear special eyewear. you can see the difference, how when you put these glasses on you can't even see me, only darkness.
in case you didn't clearly understand my previous photo, I have provided an extreme closeup for your visual enjoyment. enjoy
	notice how from this angle you can barely even see the left wall
i'm not really sure what I was doing, it kind of looks like a senior picture. print nit out and put it in your wallet if you want
	it is better if you print this one out, because it is more likely to impress all of your friends. this is me inside the fort. even being inside a fort makes you that much cooler.