We are going to make sweet word sex onto this blog in the weeks of break to come. This post is just so you can start to prepare your minds now, days in advance; we don't want you getting hurt when it's fuckin' ON. So go meditate or read the bible or train in 100x gravity, whatever you feel will ready you best.
In the meantime, fuck you (yes, you) for not having nearly as much winter break homework as Towel.
--S*T*C