The current time is 1:46 CST, and I know where my children are--safely not alive.
As for the rest of me, I am sitting in my red computer chair in front of this black box moniter in the computer room of my house in the big O!.
I know, I know, it's only Monday, why am I home? Because I damn well feel like it! Get off my case! Jeez. Anyway, I am doing absolutely nothing and loving it. I made the arduous trek up to my bed and gazed upon it, realizing it's appeal was more than Laeticia Casta, and its comfort appeared more than Jenna Jameson's bosom. I peered into the garage upon the beautiful folded steel that is the volkswagen golf, and I pet my cats that now view me as a stranger.
It feels good to be back.
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In case you didn't hear the news from the election, Kerry lost, Bush just realized in the last couple of days there was a presidential election going on, and Bush Cheney's horns have grown to twice their original size.
This election is an incredibly somber one for me because I use to live in Ohio, and have always been prowd of Ohio and Ohioans. No longer can I boastfully say (to people I care about anyway) that I lived most of my life in Ohio. Ohio, you should be ashamed of yourself.
I don't think I am going to be very political for a long time. In fact, I think I have reached a new level of apathy. If anything, I am going to study abroad for the next four years and return to vote in 2008. These next four years really will bring out the emo in us democrats.
Here is the ideal scenario for 2008. Hilary Clinton runs for office, wins, gets a male intern to go down on her, and the misunderstanding in Bill and Hilary's relationship is dissolved away. We need a Clinton in the Whitehouse in 2008. Except for Chelsea, she's ugly.