okay, maybe there are a few too many stars in the title, but it was because i was so excited about making a blog. I have a few stories to tell, then you won't have to put up with my shit. Props to Jeff!
So I am at the track meet today and all of the sudden, the iraqi military comes onto the field and opens fire. Coach Bierbaum throws out m-16's to the team from the tent, and we go on our bellies to avoid getting hit. We advance to the parking lot, and all of the sudden, bone, who is standing right next to me is hit in the foot with a stray bullet. So i throw bone 1.0 over my shoulder (he can attest to this part), and while holding my gun in one hand i take out two iraqi military officers, and bone is still hanging on. As i reach an embankment, bone tells me to put him down on the ground (he can attest to this part too), amazingly, bone takes out four iraqis with three shots.
Finally, after about an hour of fighting, the iraqis retreat, and there are many injured people.
Both Bone and i fly to washington, D.C. to receive the congressional medal of honor for going above and beyond the call of duty. Dubya himself comes out to commend us for our valor, and i tell president bush,
"i guess you were right. Saddam and iraq really are a threat to national security! Until now, i supported Kerry."
"What!? You supported Kerry!?" exclaimed Bush. "i ought to have you hanged for treason against Tex....er, the United States of America! You're nothing more than a Baath bastard." So, i didn't receive my medal and i was promptly sent home via military escort. Don't be surprised if this blog is taken off the site immediately following its posting.
Anyway, that was some scenario i just had to get out of my head. I sat thinking about that one for half an hour. I am a weird individual, but i don't like fetish sex. Some of that scenario is, in fact, real. I did go to a track meet today, ran the 4X1600, and i did throw bone over my shoulder and whipped out a gun (which was my index finger and thumb). There was a little imbellishment, but it was sort of true. I also worked a political message in there. Sorry, but i had to do it.
p.s. bone did have a bad foot too!