April 21, 2004

If Nudity was Legal

If nudity was legal, i would like it a lot because many of the problems people face with buying clothes and whatnot would be solved.
If nudity was legal, i would like it a lot because i would not have to worry about what other people thought because I would know they look the same.
If nudity was legal, people would not always associate nakedness with sex, and this would be good because Janet Jackson does not deserve the amount of attention she got.

I'm a slightly bitter liberal when it comes to nudity. Personally, i would love to be able to wake up in the morning and not spend ten minutes of the day trying to find a clean pair of underwear. This irritation has led me to the ultimate realization of the ridiculousness surrounding nudity in our culture. Not to say that a hot naked chick doesn't turn me on or that I am above my culture (because i certainly am not), but if nudity were legal, some of the problems surrounding it would be eliminated.
Sorry to say, but i don't think the law is going to change any time soon, because i think the United States would fight a war against a naked country before it adopted its culture. I'm not naive, and i realize there are politicians in this country who cater to the majority of prude americans, but i thought i would spread my political message as a subversive tactic to undermine our holy laws!

Posted by ryan at April 21, 2004 10:36 PM
Comments

this...is...a war....and we are the soldiers
dongs are weapons, john ashcroft doesn't like that statement.

Posted by: Jeff at April 21, 2004 11:51 PM

adam and eve were naked. but then they weren't anymore. i don't think i would like to be naked.

Posted by: samara at April 21, 2004 11:59 PM

Exhibitionism rocks.

Posted by: dave at April 22, 2004 5:10 AM

i've got a solution for your underwear problem.

Posted by: bone 1.0 at April 22, 2004 6:34 AM

And upon more thought, I think the plan would have to be implemented in steps. Start topless. Otherwise you're going to go a metaphorical 0 to 60 and things would get awkward.

Posted by: dave at April 22, 2004 6:58 AM

i agree that america is pretty prude... but i dont want to wake up and see you naked everymorning... it's bad enough when you walk around in your tighty whities.

Posted by: emily at April 22, 2004 8:35 PM

although nudity is cool, you could never sit down in public places. chairs would be gross. std's would soar. psycho's would leave their sperm on chairs and get unsuspecting women pregnant. ok, maybe i'm over analyzing this too much...

Posted by: jayme at April 23, 2004 8:00 PM

hahahaaa i LOVE bone's comment.

Posted by: megan at April 26, 2004 6:40 PM

ps. take his advise....trust me

Posted by: megan at April 26, 2004 6:41 PM