<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<rss version="2.0" 
  xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
  xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
  xmlns:admin="http://webns.net/mvcb/"
  xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#">

<channel>
<title>Rob</title>
<link>http://www.wandyteeth.com/robsblog/</link>
<description></description>
<dc:language>en-us</dc:language>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<dc:date>2008-07-09T01:42:37-06:00</dc:date>
<admin:generatorAgent rdf:resource="http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.32" />
<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
<sy:updateBase>2000-01-01T12:00+00:00</sy:updateBase>

<item>
<title>It&apos;s hard to cry when you have a shotgun in your mouth</title>
<link>http://www.wandyteeth.com/robsblog/003834.html</link>
<description>A few important issues. I wish I was still unemployed. MEGA Summer school is probably the stupidest thing I&apos;ve ever done. 5 weeks of 9:00 a.m. M-F for like 3 hours=me not going ever and probably getting like an F+....</description>
<guid isPermaLink="false">3834@http://www.wandyteeth.com/robsblog/</guid>
<dc:subject>Uh thing</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-07-09T01:42:37-06:00</dc:date>
</item>
<item>
<title>Omega Shinryu Enuo</title>
<link>http://www.wandyteeth.com/robsblog/003831.html</link>
<description>Subjects Covered: I&apos;m winning two fantasy baseball leagues Selling my Summer Video Game List Dragoons Smiting Dragons East Asian Tornadoes Replenishing Religious Retardation Hey Joel, I&apos;m winning two Baseball Leagues. Some people don&apos;t believe that I beat the original mario...</description>
<guid isPermaLink="false">3831@http://www.wandyteeth.com/robsblog/</guid>
<dc:subject>Uh thing</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-06-16T06:12:46-06:00</dc:date>
</item>
<item>
<title>Forever is not time</title>
<link>http://www.wandyteeth.com/robsblog/003824.html</link>
<description>For those of you who missed the poetry reading, here are three new ones I read. I may have been a little too drunk to function my mouth without slurring, but ohwell. It was a blast and it ended with...</description>
<guid isPermaLink="false">3824@http://www.wandyteeth.com/robsblog/</guid>
<dc:subject>Uh thing</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-05-18T18:27:32-06:00</dc:date>
</item>
<item>
<title>Headlines: 4/25/08</title>
<link>http://www.wandyteeth.com/robsblog/003822.html</link>
<description>New Season of South Park Sucked, but Major Boobage ALL FREAKING TIME classic, best since Christmas Critters. (Notice how I don’t cuss, that’s how serious this is.) Computers and the Internet ruin art, from cartoons to music to intellectualism. The...</description>
<guid isPermaLink="false">3822@http://www.wandyteeth.com/robsblog/</guid>
<dc:subject>Uh thing</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-04-26T04:37:01-06:00</dc:date>
</item>
<item>
<title>Wow...women are like cars has been found!!! Edited to protect the innocent, and I mean me...not Matt Smith, who wrote this like 4 years ago</title>
<link>http://www.wandyteeth.com/robsblog/003806.html</link>
<description>&quot;Analogy: Perhaps the reason a phrase becomes trite is because it will always be true. Thus, when you hear the phrase &quot;Women are like cars&quot; and groan, you are groaning because you know it is true and are just ignoring...</description>
<guid isPermaLink="false">3806@http://www.wandyteeth.com/robsblog/</guid>
<dc:subject></dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-02-28T09:24:41-06:00</dc:date>
</item>
<item>
<title>All we need is Love</title>
<link>http://www.wandyteeth.com/robsblog/003802.html</link>
<description>&quot;I put this on your wall and realized that was not personal enough Rob, I love you man. You will always be my friend. Just thought I would remind you. Is what I said. Naimul&quot; That made my entire night/day/twodays/week/fortnight/month....</description>
<guid isPermaLink="false">3802@http://www.wandyteeth.com/robsblog/</guid>
<dc:subject></dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-02-13T03:19:09-06:00</dc:date>
</item>
<item>
<title>Hello ladies and Gentalmen</title>
<link>http://www.wandyteeth.com/robsblog/003796.html</link>
<description>Since I have no creative writing classes to enjoy, I figured that I would never ever write again. I was wrong. The other day I was invited to join a very elite writing group started by a few of the...</description>
<guid isPermaLink="false">3796@http://www.wandyteeth.com/robsblog/</guid>
<dc:subject>Uh thing</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-02-06T22:29:42-06:00</dc:date>
</item>
<item>
<title>Morality vs Motivation PLUS+</title>
<link>http://www.wandyteeth.com/robsblog/003777.html</link>
<description>Pirate life often like drums of war, booming resistance against waves, no stealth strikes. Fucking big white flag. A gigantic vessel, not transparent, sailing without class five armor barriers. Dampend myst summons a cloak of disguise. Raised crossbone emblems on...</description>
<guid isPermaLink="false">3777@http://www.wandyteeth.com/robsblog/</guid>
<dc:subject>Uh thing</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-01-22T18:33:47-06:00</dc:date>
</item>
<item>
<title>It&apos;s my birthday and I&apos;ll blog if I want to</title>
<link>http://www.wandyteeth.com/robsblog/003761.html</link>
<description>I don&apos;t have much to say other then Text Messaging is retarded and Chris Paul is the man. And Tommy is kinda right, 5 games was way too low, 8 games is more correct. And my Mom after having Brain...</description>
<guid isPermaLink="false">3761@http://www.wandyteeth.com/robsblog/</guid>
<dc:subject>Uh thing</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-01-10T20:08:17-06:00</dc:date>
</item>
<item>
<title>Thank God Batman didn&apos;t compare me to Willa Cather or I would never write again</title>
<link>http://www.wandyteeth.com/robsblog/003737.html</link>
<description>It&apos;s currently 5:00 a.m. on Christmas morning and Santa hasn&apos;t been here yet, maybe it is because I haven&apos;t slept yet. Many people take their childhood for granted and sometimes I do this too, but I had the entire Santa...</description>
<guid isPermaLink="false">3737@http://www.wandyteeth.com/robsblog/</guid>
<dc:subject>Uh thing</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2007-12-25T04:57:53-06:00</dc:date>
</item>
<item>
<title>Poetry War!</title>
<link>http://www.wandyteeth.com/robsblog/003725.html</link>
<description>Shoulder Surgery-December 28th... I spent the last 2 days doing poetry research, composing and critquing. I never really cared about poetry or about forms or meter or any of that shit. Now I can&apos;t get that shit out of my...</description>
<guid isPermaLink="false">3725@http://www.wandyteeth.com/robsblog/</guid>
<dc:subject>Uh thing</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2007-12-14T19:42:05-06:00</dc:date>
</item>
<item>
<title>Wizard of Blizzards</title>
<link>http://www.wandyteeth.com/robsblog/003696.html</link>
<description>As always, it&apos;s been a while folks. Here is a run down of what has happend since last time. 1. I&apos;ve taken tests 2. I&apos;ve showered 3. I&apos;ve gone to Houston That&apos;s about all. I really don&apos;t have much to...</description>
<guid isPermaLink="false">3696@http://www.wandyteeth.com/robsblog/</guid>
<dc:subject>Uh thing</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2007-10-24T01:34:40-06:00</dc:date>
</item>


</channel>
</rss>