Well it has happend. I am back in school, without a location to sleep really. today I woke up from Tommys futon and bought my book and then sat in class, miserable. I enjoy my teacher, she seems as if she has a real good idea of what academia is and yadadadadadaadadada, however...
Has anyone seen that Chappell Show sketch with the Wrap it up box? I've never wanted one of those more in my entire life, and this includes when I was way younger and my parents were bitching me out about eating too much pizza, not enough veggies. My teacher (or maybe just the class) could put someone with clinical insomnia to sleep. Tommorow my head will be filled with "Less talking, more shut the fuck up!" I'm sure and again for another 13 academic days. Thank God for Memorial day.
I'm not going to allow my class to get too into their PC thug dead white male bashing like I know is going to happen. I've already begun my plan to subvert any influences I don't feel will be class appropriate. When we were asked the best thing we have read over the last year, it was between Paul Clark Original Poetry and The Dharmmapada. I choose that and told the story of how I was reading that at the pool during my vacation, while the rest of my young family were at busch gardens. I glanced up from my chair and saw a girl splashing, and about 3 seconds later it translated in my brain as "Hmm, I think that girl is drowning" and I saved her. True story, in fact, my mom thinks it is divine intervention or something that will only help me develop my God complex.
After class I went to the rec-center and tried to go swimming but instead I passed out on the workout mat next to the pool and then sat in the sped shower, planning my next move. And more tommorow.
"They just want to take some joy out of the day"
Walking hand and hand
The devil and I discuss politics
Politely
while the pitterpatter
provides a hollow shell
shielding the flames of blame
The dagger is Heroism
The living is in the hereticism
The truth in the silence
Satan protests too much
When I suggest simplicity
Life is too un-ironic
For the blessed
or the crazy
To exile, a vortex, to another wasteland.
"Talentless Ass Clown"
There's too easy
There's shooting fish
There's a slam dunk
(Which does not belong,
but I digress)
Oh, cliched ease
How I mock thee
Ask a blind man to find the barrel
Or throw a ball in a hoop
Do not ask him to describe Orange
Because round and tangy
would get more undeserved laughs
Than Dane Cook on a drunken Saturday
Love, Rob
Titles are hard to think of when you really have nothing to use other then music or jokes about how joel sucks. Dude is a word that has been stereotyped for years and I believe that it is time to stop. Actually I'm not sure where the word "dude" came from for the title this time. Maybe it is the fact that I am going to watch the big lebowski soonish as I signed up for this blockbusker movie thing so I could get fantasy baseball stat tracker for free. BY the way I am going to be winning the league by liike 5 full points a month or so into it Mo's team scares me more then any other team and she is the one that is right there in #2. But my team is insanely good, Uggla and HanRam have been injured this week and other players have been scratched too. Plus this weeks match up has been a joke. We would both be losing to every other team, yet we are both tied for first place.
Recommend good movies to rent.
The Lions draft. Oh boy oh boy. What a weekend. So basically I think that the Lions may have had the worst best draft in the history. The Lions have not had a QB or TE since Bobby Lane and Charlie Sanders, both hall of famers, so obviously they fill needs. THe Lions still really, really need help at guard and MLB, but Louis Delmas appears to be the real deal at safety. Hopefully him and Bullocks will be the best young S tandem in the league. And don't count out 7th round pick Murtha coming in and starting, love those husker linemen int he NFL.
I really liked the petigrew pick at #20, he was top 10 talent and he will really help with play action passing and run blocking and being a red zone target for young matthew "awesome" stafford.
I am hopefully going to graduate this summer, but I have like 21 hours to do. For those of you who do pray, do it. For those of you who prey...good, I could use roommates for like 2 months.
And, after much research and thought, I believe that Mega Man 9 is the hardest OVERALL mega man. It may not be the best (mega man 3), it may not have the best sound track (Though according to my friends, video game music isn't music so that doesn't even matter), and it may not have the hardest boss (God Elec Man is hard if you don't have the cut blade...only boss I cannot defeat with just the mega buster on my first try), but EVERY SINGLE WEAPON HAS DUAL USES, at LEAST. Mega Man 9 is the most inventive game when it comes to item usage since Star Ocean 2.
Mega Man 9 is the best video game of the 2000's. Period. Hands down. No questions. Nothing. Not even Smash Brothers whatever, Halo shit, Marvel VS Capcom VS SNK, Metal Gears, Paper Marios, PS2 Madden, Majoras Wind Princess, Tekken 3.5...etc...EVERY GAME fails to compare. Mega Man 9 has better game play (Perfect), level design (FLAWLESS), control (See a pattern?) and challenge then every single game to come out since...probably Yoshi's Island in 1995, or if I HAD to choose a game in the 00's that isn't Mega Man X4...Metroid Fusion???
To quote Nintendo Power's issue #100 "Game play is more important than graphics. Always. Do the Math". So anyone who says "Dude, Mega Man 9 is an 8-bit game and simple" is forgetting THE CARDINAL RULE of video games. Graphics improvements are holding every facet of gaming back. Hell, graphic improvements are also holding back movies and television, but that is a whole other story (basically with all of the attention to looks, less is paid towards character development and story).
Finally...
Yes. The Hornets sucked bad.
No. I don't think the new Wolverine Movie will be bad
Yes. I had the craziest most invigorating weekend ever, after the NFL draft that involved past lovers experincing poetic justice, creative writing juices that were relased after filling up over the course of a crazy wild goose chase.
No. I won't go into more details, but...
Yes. I am going to write a short story about it.
No. It won't be the new Matthew Awesome.
Yes. The new Matthew Awesome is coming.
No. It is not part 3.
Yes. I am skipping that and writing part 4 over the summer.
No. I won't write part 3 ever again because it got deleted and it was a masterpiece...300 pages of work I can never get back.
Yes. I think the new facebook is completely useless.
No. I am not about to forget, Brett...
Yes. I am a buddhist, again again.
No. I am working on it.
Love, Rob