The start of many beautiful things
Resolved:
That the US Naimul should substantially increase his body image through push ups, running, sit ups, and beard growth.
Resolved:
That the republic of Naimul establish himself on his predestined (at least in his mind) career path by the end of the year. Established is hereby defined as engaged.
Resolved:
That the great nation of Naimul use that $300 dollar American Airlines voucher he got for giving up his seat and that the activity pursued in its utilization be fruitful.
Resolved:
That the post-communist kelptocracy of Naimul look back upon the year as a "Happy" year, in light of his action during the year, not as a product of extenuating circumstance, on December 31, 2008. Happiness must not be merely circumstantial, more of an aura of joy is preferred. Whether this is obtained through religious, culinary, ocular/auditory/tactile, sexual, exploratory, monetary, or explosive pursuits is yet to be determined, but the condition of happiness is surely contingent upon a combination of many.
Resolved:
That the oligarchical war-lord driven province of Naimul graduate from college this May.
Resolved:
That the ritualistic hedonist society of Naimul excel in the pursuit of musical greatness during this year and that a condition of this resolution involve the resurrection of past musical pursuits.
Resolved:
That the township of Naimul find some new friends and activities of creative nature in Louisville, Kentucky.
Resolved:
That the monarchy of Naimul create something visually appealing this year. Video, calligraphy, painting, photography, website, or tapestry are all acceptable mediums.
Resolved:
That the dictatorship of Naimul should blog more. Preference is given to blogs relating to the fulfillment of resolutions.
Finally....
Resolved:
That Naimul understands that he is pretty special the way he is and that all this proposed change isn't necessary or reason for frustration. He should just know that there is always room for improvement, its just important to have fun while doing it, keep and open mind, and Rock n' Roll 2008!!!