Naimul

I haven't blogged because I got overwhelmed. I had too many ideas and too many more to sort them! So now that I'm back at school I can start parceling them into discrete (no this is Greece) sets. I've been forced to relive my summer for a number of assessment and feedback assignments, so I'll definitely put up my best pictures and some short stories. For right now though, I want everyone to know about my new project.

I want to be able to jump through an open car window, feet first, and settle into the seat without hitting the sides too much or getting hurt (eventually). I think that would be a sweet move to bust out at anytime, no matter how much training it requires. To see what I mean, watch the video below about one of the best stunt men on earth. Jump to 2:03 for the car dive or just watch the whole thing.

Amazing Stuntman - The funniest home videos are here

Don't try this at home. Unless you think you can actually do it. Then its all about believing.

Best of luck till death do you part :)

Installation

Monica: I just installed Unix.

Dave: You ‘installed’ eunuchs?

Monica: Yeah, I put Unix on my laptop.

Dave: Laptop? What’s the point of putting eunuchs there? I’ve heard you can’t…you know…operate with them.

Monica: Unix? …well…it’s a little slow at first…you have to boot it up after installation….but it operates.

Dave: I thought the whole reason for eunuchs, is that, well, its not supposed to operate. I mean, its cut off!

Monica: Cut off? Not Unix. It’s full featured. And it can’t get viruses.

Dave: Of course it can’t get viruses, where is it going to get a virus; all it can do is look at porn.

Monica: Unix can do more than look at porn! It can word process and check email too!

Dave: You have your eunuchs checking email?

Monica: Look, I really don’t know what you’re talking about, it’s installed and that’s that.

Dave: Well where are they?

Monica: Where are what?

Dave: You said you installed eunuchs on your laptop I don’t see anything.

Monica: Well you can’t see my monitor, how could you see Unix?

Dave: You put eunuchs on a monitor? What…you….watch or something?

Monica(agitated): Well, I’ve just been playing around with Unix— I haven’t learned enough yet, it was installed this morning! That’s why I called you, you’re supposed to teach me about Unix but you're being a bitch!

Dave (agitated): What are you saying? You think I have EUNUCHS? You think I let eunuchs in my house?! You think I “INSTALL” them on MY laptop?

(At the same time) :
Monica: IT’S A COMPUTER PROGRAM!!!
Dave: I WOULD NEVER KEEP CASTRATED MEN IN MY HOME!!!

Pause

Dave and Monica: WHAT?!

Sorry I can't make the wedding!!! Youtube the video!