March 4, 2006

BibbityBoBi

Wanna get angry? Tell a college student you're bi.

Here's what they might say:

straight males -- "that's fuckin' hot. you should make out w/ her (points to drunk chick in the corner). we can tag the photos!"

straight females -- "ohh, yeah... thats, um, cool" (awkward silence, general clenching of thighs, pulling down of skirts -- oh god, why is SHE in our sorority?)... or hammered at a party -- "oh my god, you are so gorgeous. you know my boyfriend would love it if we..."

gay males -- "ohh, yeah... that's, um, cool" (pussy queer)

gay females -- "oh" (she's just GayUntilGraduation, impure lesbian, impressing dudes, trying to be hip, experimenting)


Gross generalizations, yes. Based on personal experiences, yes.


If you're like me and don't wholeheartedly self-identify with the term "bisexual," I think it's best not to use it. Get your kicks, but keep mum.

But that -- there! -- is it self-censorship?

Am I bowing out of a label because I can't handle the pressure of toting it? Cutting off ties with a community of like-minded individuals? Beginning my steady slide into adulthood heteroism?

Maybe I should wear "bi" like a badge. Maybe it's a password into a club. Registration to become a card-carrying member.

I don't think so. But I'm just a pussy queer.

Posted by lizg at March 4, 2006 2:12 AM
Comments

lets make out!

Posted by: bess at March 4, 2006 2:38 AM

a lot of people like to avoid labels because of the things they carry in any situation

you should try coming up with a new word instead!!
like two
"Yeah, I'm two"
that would sound a whole bunch more cool NEwayx

Posted by: jeff at March 4, 2006 11:19 AM

gender roles are silly

Posted by: erik! at March 4, 2006 12:21 PM

that is annnoying. maybe shoot the britney in the baby when these situations happen. like
to straight guy: actually i dont just make out with every girl i see. so yeah.
straight females- yeahh im not attracted to you, don't worry. scoffff!
gay males/females- are you a biophobe?

idk if thatd actually work, but it'd at least turn the awkwardness on them. beeeeees.

Posted by: jayyme at March 4, 2006 6:57 PM

I hope not everyone you tell acts that imaturely about it. You being bi doesn't change who you are in my book, outside of where it should change it. I hope things go better for you in this field and others. Though as a straight guy, it is pretty hot.

Posted by: Rob at March 5, 2006 4:37 PM

id say its not self censorship if you truly dont think "bisexual" defines your sexuality. Communities can cloud your perspective. You should get to decide who is in or out. I think the part in Kinsey where they say everyone's sexuality can be marked on a scale from 1(completely straight) to 9 (completely gay)is pretty interesting. in the same way its unlikely that someone can be completely straight or completely gay at all times, i would say it is hard to be bi at all times

Posted by: joel at March 6, 2006 3:44 PM

it's not self censorship, you just dont want to relate yourself to a word thats been corrupted by teen movies and attention whore. :D

yeah, there should probably be a different term.

Posted by: tim maides at March 8, 2006 7:13 AM

Liz, Bisexual was first used as a term to describe plants which have both male and female sex organs. So if anyone has a right to be distraught - it is them. It is just like the Native Americans. :) Be Happy.

Posted by: Kelly H at March 9, 2006 12:43 AM
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