I have two lawn seats to a Radiohead show in Atlanta on May 8th. I never thought I would get to see them live but hey whattaya know. I paid $100 for em including ticketmaster jerk charges. I will probably sell 1 on ebay in hope to make a profit, or better yet I could get another friend to go with.
I'm still really fat, yet I played really well in IM ball yesterday. Our team of debaters beat a frat team muhahah. I hadn't played in two weeks and ate about 3 overloaded chinese delivery meals and probably two wingnuts chicken meals in that time. Go fatties! I love eating all the time and never lifting a muscle. The only reason I complain about getting fat is because pretty soon I will have no pants that fit. I got three pairs of jeans for christmas and I have already ripped two of them and exploded a pen in the other one. Don't you hate pants?!
So I am considering coming home for spring break around March 10. I haven't bought the plane ticket yet but if I'm coming to Omaha I better decide soon or prices will rise. Who will be around?
I'm gonna go eat some cookie dough or something. Or maybe 5 mcdonalds double cheeseburgers for $5. I'm big and jolly ho ho ho.
Posted by joel at February 21, 2008 12:25 PMraidohead... holy !!! thats really exciting. i imagine that to be a very spiritual experience. congratulations. right now im on my spring break (we canadians call it 'reading week') in bellingham, wa visiting african friends and im going up to vancouver tomorrow! warmth!
mcdonalds is fucking nasty. don't do it. fry some hamburger in lard on your stove. eating food doesn't get the essays done... a lesson i learned last semester. my current experiment is to figure out if drinking hard-alcohol gets the essays done... ill let you know in a few months when i find out.
Posted by: jayme at February 21, 2008 6:56 PMare you secretly super fit? i had a dream last night that you were and when i asked why you lied you said, "I don't know, i was just fucking with people. Maybe like an exercise in creative writing?" pfffhh
Posted by: jayme at February 22, 2008 2:59 PMJayme: I love fucking with people in creative writing.
Joel, I still think Radiohead aren't worth my buttjuice if I'm not under the influence, but I'm glad you are fatter then I am. Good simpsons quote usage. I'll be in Lincoln, but that is only like 45 minutes, and I just have class tues-thurs, but I will maybe get a joerb.
Posted by: Rob at February 22, 2008 5:27 PMhaha I wish I was secretly buff, but that's just not the way it is anymore. Maybe I'm like Adam Sandler in Big Daddy and my metabolism has slowed and every time I 'drink a milkshake my ass jiggles for a week.'
and hell yes it is all about getting the essays done. I want a job where all I have to do is write college essays. yea! maybe I can just write a bunch of essays like Will Farrell in Undeclared and sell them to college students.
I drank some Tanquery last night. it was yukky. hopefully I can learn to love it.
Robchild - I am coming to Omaha Sunday March 9th. I was telling people UNC is my pick to win it all.
Posted by: Joel at February 24, 2008 11:06 PM