Finals week has hit hard. As a result I have been struggling for survival now that the mighty current of WT posts has subsided. This site, a few different email accounts, and Facebook are my primary life sources. I call upon them, read, refresh, comment, refresh, and linger for new material. Nothing makes a robot sadder than completing a refresh command only to find an absence of updates.
It is the time of year where everyone is scattering to prepare for finals while I'm busy stumbling into stoner sessions and stranding myself in my own madness. Madness, for me, is like studying. It's my time to absorb and analyze, so when the time comes, I can write life.
This semester's life subject was going to be Facebook, but now has come together as a first person fiction story - a fifty percent factual account of my personal history of porn usage, as well as an examination of the emerging field of cyberdildonics. The final draft isn't going to be as raunchy of most of the stuff I've been writing this semester, it will be more heart breaking. Chris Kaiser and Eric Kazaki both make appearances.
Well yeah, duh, the only reason I have a girlfriend is so people think I'm cool on Facebook. But seriously, for me it works like this. The cost of having a girlfriend must be much less then the benifits. Its very economical.
With Manda it's like 5% cost and 95% benefit. I hope it stays that way for a while.
I meant to bring my camera to my final today for my thing, but I left it because I got 30 minutes of sleep last night. Boner.
Posted by: Rob at December 12, 2006 5:19 PMthe ancient computing protocol "finger," typically used to browse open ports on a network (FTP, HTTP, etc.) has recently been jokingly applied to the field of teledildonics
Posted by: jeff at December 12, 2006 6:57 PMa motif of madness musically manipulates the mind through a magical meandering, which mainly manufactures a meaningless mo(look it up, its british).
you may call me M.
in otherwords, i hope that when you return to homaha, you aren't quite so mad so that we can have lots of fun.
Posted by: bess at December 12, 2006 8:30 PMThe internet keeps me going, too. When Wandyteeth is boring I turn to message boards and Facebook.
Posted by: bryant at December 13, 2006 9:01 AMyeah, the lack of WT updates was sad, but it appears we are rolling again.
i detect we have a new chuck palahniuk on our hands, just don't make anything as raunchy as Guts, and i'm down.
yeah, the whole gf/bf thing i think becomes a matter of appearance, haven't you noticed that the people around you start to care more if you're dating or not?
it's like they want you to be a couple, if they see you spend a lot of time with that person so.. they can like spread rumors, or gossip.. or not hit on that person anymore.
Posted by: tim maides at December 13, 2006 9:13 AM