June 25, 2004

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lately I have been occupying my self with my job, the majority of which is spent helping set up and run the upcoming thrift store, "Blue Flamingo Thrift." its grand opening is this saturday 11-4. other days it shall be open those same hours plus thursdays 1-4. please come all combatants/noncombatants are invited!

the most boring part of the job is on saturdays, which up until now, were occupied with me sitting there watching clothing donations come in (its non profit, and goes to community outreach, who loves downtown, BIA BIA)
one learns things like how to DJ on a speak and spell

on one wall we have the world of star trek. it seems that this is a popular item to dispose of at any cost, as there is a large population of forgotten and forlorn memorabilia.

in general, when I am bored I am most creative. I have learned to adapt with the boredom and to occupy myself. some days I may listen in on the scammy matress dealers from next door. but mostly I examine the local peeps. my favorite regulars are the porch people

they are a collective of fantastic thinkers. at first glance they may seem "less intelligent," but this is a stereotype, people. clearly they are so advanced that their only modicum of expression is playing lowrider at full blast.
during the tornado watch they stayed outside to see what was going down. "eeehhh the tornado is our esé"

please come by to observe this and many other magical things. I can show you the real deals, whatever that means. I think we have three reba t shirts. it is at 16th and vinton, which is near sokol audotorium, where dave lives.

I give that part a B+ at best.
nextly, I give you the product of my inspiration. this will go to the round up mix of all the songs I've contributed/produced. anyone remember recorders from fifth grade? I do, with two versions

links removed for bandwidth reasonssss
gardettos remix
original (working title: ass sweat)

it will get stuck in your head!
self indulgence

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June 8, 2004

I lost my delete key in mexico

being outside is good for the body

now for whatever reason there is a fan in my room, though I enjoy it because I feel permanently like I'm on an airplane. I take peanuts up to my room and beverages in plastic cups

if this is even possible, my leg hair is growing. I assumed that it would stop but it hasn't. this is just plain nasty in my opinion. different, related, subject. should I shave my head? or rather buzz cut it. I don't want people to think this is a bid for comments, so only comment if you feel you are cool enough

all jeffs fit into one of two categories. one is mine, the other is buff. or if not buff then large enough that they can push other jeffs around. think about it

I believe there needs be a large event where all the kids who wish they could be on combatrhino or couldn't could come. like rhinostock, except less failing. you wouldn't even have to tell us you're there, just like you do when you don't comment. it would be fun, it could involve bouncy balls. who remembers water guns? once i'm pretty sure I cried over one, ask erik

I went into this blog with pretty big expectations, most of which are blown now. to tell you the truth it was all based on one idea. due to the lack of the Lance, my graphics skillz have gone unused. thus I felt the need to rev up.
last bit: peace to mes amis qui vont à salt lake city. i was almost born there. true fact: kids who don't like mormons go to catholic schools out of necessity, as publics are flooded with 'em. hope you have fun ;)

if blogs were anime videos, mine would end like this

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