Jeff S

i know I wont be leaving here, with you

Franz Ferdinand, Good band. probably will be overhyped, but a band claiming simply to "make music girls can dance to" cant be half bad. they are scottish. I have a scottish shirt, must be fit.

story time. in cable we were suggesting story ideas, one of the one was "Too hot for Warrior Element" a sort of like x rated pseudo thing. emily bendlin or someone asked "what would that entail?". keep in mind raz is in the back of the class writing ideas down, not paying attention. so two girls, meghan lang and erica daubman flash joe edwards/I. very haha weird sitaution, surreal, its one thing to be flashed, its another to be flashed in room 253.

i hope to get shirts soon with joel, it has been planned for a while. I think his says something like Rasta. mine will have the page with all my haircuts (http://members.cox.net/jeffsisson/hair/hair.html) with something below like "I am cool". or something egotistically nerdy like that

since the battle of the brains, which I avoided blogging out of pure shame, I have switched off my long long winning streak to a losing sterak. after having lost for mankind to the girls, I lost to Erica in arm wrestling (picture available for fun times at daves blog), lost to Mount Michael in the French convention, and probably lost something else on saturday night im not sure, maybe I can count the fact that I lost my hoodie last october. nonetheless I fear the worst. I did garner a few awards for nerdalism, which I'm happy about, but they aren't great feats (or I don't count them because that ruins this whole paragraph).

I refuse to picture blog here, too much effort, plus it seems the invention of cameras Christmas 2003 rendered my camera useless. maybe I will just have to put forth more effort.

I cut my thumb on a serated knife. that should go above. it was plastic, harmless. and I'm going to NYU with dave. done now

we are family

well poops. I really wanted a real blog separate from all this conflict stuff, but I felt obligated to reveal to all the source of dave's 41 comments.

click here

this is not meant to incite, but rather to inform, as its only fair that I use my powers of technology for fairness, no disses here

well shit

the party yesterday was pretty cool, somewhat mellow but thats alright.
yesterday I did many things. I shot this thing for french, which will be nerdy but that's alright. something with berets and spies, who knows. nerdica was involved.
YESTERDAY I took to bobby's lead and went and got my eyes dilated. it was no fun, now I am 40 years old and require reading glasses.

it made it such that I had to squint even more than I had been before they were dilated. I'm sure someone thought I was high too. my glasses are similar to bryants, and because of this fact I will choose to only wear them when reading (as intended?) as not to steal his jam. plus it looks more nerdy that way, maybe I should get a monacle too.

so I have to go to new york again, and I"m not really looking forward to it don't ask why. it was originally intended as a collegevisit as I haven't really seen the film production area there which would be beneficial. but it was "extended" shall we say into a family forced sort of thing. I have not had a real break this year. given that it is the last year in highschool this is a depressing concern, and given that this may be the best break ever that is a pressing concern, too. I am beginning to realize the possible benefits of senioritis though I won't stop caring till May I am thinking.

you know what sucks? Russian car-ricers posting comment spam. unfortunately, being the administrator in terms of technical goings ons of this site, I had feared this for a while and I fear the deluge is coming. it is Comment Spam, where bots automatically post with their site of advertissement. to see an example, look at the comments on my post "To the window to the wall" or something around those lines.

I intend to take pictures in NY and bring back a gangster, as well as plan on being shot at least once. if someone wants a postcard maybe I will be able to have the internet, but maybe not. nonetheless, I'm bringing my glock just in case

ermm

obligatory picture blog. it should first be noted that for better or for worse my break is being penetrated because I have had to consistently wake up entirely too early for my liking. oh well, I guess I signed up for it (origin of this phrase?)

as mentioned in the blogfather's deal, erik and I and samara and erica went kiting on sunday, as well as watched city of god.

Erik should probably read directions more often. by the way, I think the male population is getting a little tired of this complaint from females. it probably started with fucking Cathy, but that doesn't make it right. just think if we took all things from comics....I would start to bold random words, and leave dotted lines around my house. oh, and make sick perverted comments to my comic book drawing dad. oh family circus

here is Erik with his battle sword, ready to go up against charazard. i dont know who that girl is.

here is face off between nick cage and that other guy with his face. erik looks injured

don't let kids play with fake guns on camera. especially when one is fakely loaded. jchan, other jeff, erica, and tom windle were shooting his movie. it turned soft porn later on, but I am not allowed to show that sort of thing I guess.

another picture of the party, plenty of which are located on erik/daves blog. thi sis of karl taking a picture. that would be a cool picture, but the idea is stoled from cockeyed.com. weird fact, there were two other pictures group like this that I took, and joel was looking at the camera every time. maybe a study should be done.

and finally no picture blog would be complete without

tommy's ass on the glass. although the kids on the lance staff are accustomed to this, I'm sure someone will be weirded out. tommy is even hairier than I in that region, how odd.

this is not my A+ picture sheat, I was uninspired with commentary, hopefully one of the pictures themselves will bring someone joy.

two ties

in the morning, I interviewed a one Tom Osborne.

It was interesting, an interview for cable, I dressed up all slick like. There is also a picture with Hal Daub, but being as he is responsible for some of my posts concerning swinging (see below...far below) I will quietly ignore him. Now that I think of it, it was very weird to be interviewing Dr. Tom in the midst of a college Republicans meeting...surreal if you will. He's genuinely nice, and I am a staunch supporter of gay marriage but he has presented the most clear argument against it I have heard yet (which brings the grand total up to one clear argument against gay marriage).
During the entire interview he never mentioned god once, just role models and nice things. It was a journalistic orgasm.

the second tie was a more sombre event, though I think I have come out more impressed than saddened. one of the reasons I think shaffer is radical (and I assume emily shaffer too, though I don't know her well) is his drive. he is super honest, sometimes to a scary point when he draws old japanese men being blown away by giant cocks, but its his very unabashed drive and imagination that is respectable to the max. this was very much how his mother was described as well, and though I never met the woman, it seems the parallels are obvious and important.
this should be the spring break of shaffer. references to david burkowitz be damned, it is necessary that craziness be implemented. hopefully it shall be fun.

I went the play with erik and joel the other night, it was fun. we saw this guy who though I do not know him, I am immediately freaked out by. .
we went to Chil's where I was blown away by a pastry named after some sort of explosion like pseudo-pun.

this is erik in front of the Chil's sign. his eyes are red in this picture, you know what that means.

and here is a picture of bobby for good measure!

oh and I got bored, and made an ADD aware index. despite the comicality, I am sure there will be some who will put this to good use