Jeff S

if I must

I am glad of new bloggers, they are a good thing I believe
I am also tired of college bloggers. sorry girls. with the exception of a few (jon, and erik tells me kim is good) it is a lot of just bluhhh. and comments of disagreement will go unheard

something that has been waiting for a while. when on the way to colorado, I was gigantically hungry. this necessitated a trip to subway at a 12 inch. this not the point though. I found definite proof (so i believe?) of the existence of the three second rule.

it is apparently sanctioned by subway's corporate headquarters. how exciting! by the way I wasn't trying to look like a hardass in the picture it just ended up that way. and maybe im wrong because afterwards i realized for some its the 5 second rule or it could be other things, but why not just assume I'm right

also in colorado I made a lego deal. it was pretty damn awesome, ask my 7 year old cousin louie. needless to say I don't really know the overt function but is there EVER really a point with legos?

I bought the N*E*R*D CD the other day. I can't help but fall in love with it. the lyrics are ridiculously sexual and its hilarious and awesome. how can two people be so good at music? Qui sait!

everyone's a fuss about college admissions, how weird. the reason everyone talks about it is for comparison which is sort of disgusting to think about. i am less outfront in that vein, it feels very dirty sort of like touching something that touched the floor in a mens bathroom. "it is bad karma" -joel.

so the newspaper is covering me for the first time. I say this because other members of the elite strike force on the Lance have been multiple features on our wonderful paper. meghan mercier at least.
but the important thing is the story is about my pop, senior project. I have a critical issue, the dude who lent me the bottles (the illustrious todd wyatt) needs them back. this is no big deal, as I have saved up bottles since then for my own use to make more pop. but it seems like a waste to dispose of 5 gallons worth of decent pop (decent means its kind of sour like ginger ale or mineral water). the proposal is a large get together to dispose of this in any way possible. maybe i should make a flyerrrr

you can print that out if you want. along with my faux senior picture ;) jeff points to the person who knows what im talking bout

on a happy note, here are some coooool photos. I guess the way to describe them is sort of....art like? each one is very different and evokes an emotion or imagery. perhaps they will do so with you too. feel free to tell which ones best

"you all are such blind ignorant little high schoolers it makes me sick. You have all these labels and stereotypes about people and society and such a distorted view of how life really is." Laura H
I agree that I have a distorted view on life. At some point I am only 17 years old, I can't dodge that.
However, I can do something to improve my situation. Which is more than she can say for herself. If the life she is living is somehow more informed than mine, well I really should just quit now. I give up. Blind faith in some pseudo-America "Jesus Rules" figure is not the way I do my dance (cereal box freebie: I use big words because my logic is so AWEsome, it can't be phrased any other way). alcohol doesn't help either (kudos to samara).
before I wanted a car, I wanted to vote. I have been looking forward to voting for as long as I can think. Politics is probably the thing I get the most fired up on, aside from bad grammar used in hotched ideological arguments.
and I am in total agreement with the fact that everyone has his/her right to free speech. free speech allows those who choose to follow leaders due to their sexual capability are allowed to. this also means that I can verbally pounce on them.
so in summation, I love bill clinton better than Laura H. "Why?" you ask. Bill Clinton did great things for this country. billy boy also got a BJ in the white house. is this wrong? perhaps if the blowjob was 8 years long and prevented him from completing his job in the full extent. but that's the thing. despite the whole hummer issue, he managed to do two terms' worth of great things. so compare bill clinton WITH hummer, to george Bjr. without, he still fares well. super awesome! A+!

oh man

so short a time with so many things to say

alright so i blew out my front tire because it ran over a nut. how ridiculous, but now i have two new tires. also a full tank of gas.

but all for not,k because i am going skiing for a week. without erik, which is total bummer. i will be hanging out with his brother how weird. i just remembered hes a blogger, ian p. please drop me an email. maybe the winner of coolest thing said will get a prize.

it is inevitable that whenever i wear a jumpsuit people have their own little comment. a new one today was mario, which i thought was clever (especially since i have a fake mustache). others relate it to prison garb. or airplaners. or mechanics. i think there is some sort of psychological association, but what, I don't know.

in euro today for russian revolution i dressed up as lenin. joel was on our handout for no reason. and bryant b had the genius idea of playing anastasia for our videoclip which is supposed to be pbs. those are the three highlights in my opinion although i didnt really look like lenin. i looked like mario. as previously mentioned.

today i became officially un a criminal. for more info please look towards the bottom of the page, or search for the term "swinging." i now no longer have any deadlines--for the rest of high school.

new paper comes out please react to it since there will be reactionary areas. dont worry, as much as you would like to think we are clueless, usually most of us know which parts suck. i would enumerate, but no doubt the people in the ss imc on monday morning will reflect most of my beliefs. although some will no doubt say ridiculous things to be a part of the club. i have a cool looking page, but the story may not be as cool as it appears to be associated with my radical graphics. e nough of that.

brit lit videos will be filmed this week. there is a lot of hype, but i am somewhat anxious to see what you fools will actually get done. if theya re good thats cool, i wont be jeal. but a lot of people are thinking it will be the next something, when one is more limited than one thinks. in terms of time and talent. write a decent loose script is better than writing a ultra funny readable script but maybe not accessible dig someone?

for biochem, pat desouza, bennett waxse and I created the product "fabi-grow" where you can grow fabio's hair. to quote sarah v, the joke will never get old.

this was a long blog, and not connected with segways at all. hopefully everyone will enjoy some part. have fun during break.