February 22, 2004
blogmania
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note: this may not be a good blog.
its been a long time... I shouldt've left you...without some little nieces and nephews. to care for all the rhymes and the beats ive made.
oh timbaland. i should blog more frequently but im vain about my comment vs. post numbers. which means in order to return to original frequency i either need to comment myself on all the old blogs I added, or to let less blogs ferment for longer.
so lately I have been reading up the internet. so many blogs, but more importantly just good writing. a lot of it in the form of like group sites, not really blogs more of commentary. tis cool. http://www.themorningnews.org/ is a good example of a good site.
on thursday I gasped for air as I plunged into a sea of black rimmed glasses and sweater/collared shirt combinations. it was the bright eyes concert. but alas it ended up surpassing my expectations in that it extended beyond traditional borders. almost pseudo crosby stills and nash, with emo cats. so now I can say I've done it, i'm no longer a saddle creek virgin, I've seen conor
for the next blog I may write a story. these are even more powerful than blogs, and much different than the jumbled list of things I did today forms which most blogs consist of. it wont be an emo type of story, more interesting less imagery.
which should I buy: (the white stripes-elephant) (the white stripes-de stijl) (the black keys -thickfreakness). any one of these. or if you can suggest a better bluesy record, please do, because thats what is cooking here.
Erin Oliver:So Jeff, I read your mullet article..pretty funny...but Jesus didn't have a mullet
Me:I'm afraid you're wrong
Erin Oliver: Where is your evidence
Me:Mmmm I think like, deuteronomy 2. or something
Erin Oliver:I really don't think he did, not in any of the pictures I've seen
Me: Sorry, he did. Mega mulletude. In fact I'm sure most of the apostles did too. Yeap that sounds right.
***heres a pic of jesus with a mullet, in case you were lacking in the evidence department... and considering ALL drawings are factual representations of what happend 2000 years ago, im sure this will be credible enough. inserted by erik!***
February 9, 2004
sitting in my room, a blizzard a bloom
okay so not blogging is not as bad as one might think.
before you read the following anecdote, appreciate that another jeffrey sisson acts in b horror movies for a living. i believe that this is not a coincidence. WEIRD
story behind this:
yesterday i was in this competition called red eye (nerdy). the idea is that you get a script at 5 in the morning and you have 24 hours to make and submit it. it was a zombie script. and you can take creative license with it thank god since it sucked.
as you may have guessed, I am a zombie. my name was kevin. how neat. it actually is a pretty decent movie. if i have the space and the time, later this week i will put it up for you all to see. the title of this blog is derived from a song tipper newton (loooks like me) and joe edwards (doesn't look like me) came up with. the chorus is "zombieieeess coming after youuuu. zombies coming after me too." sing it and you will be cool. it is added to produced by jeff songs boxed set.
okay so I was reading, and i totally agree that february 29th should be a holiday. not in the "oh some people only get a birthday every four years, thats sad" sort of way. it is like oh man we get a free day every four years, don't let the schools take it from you. luckily its on a sunday so we dont have to protest this year. come 2008 man hell will rise up.
note i couldve given you the link to this hilariously written article but im sure most of you are distracted by the picture and haven't made it down this far. to all those who read, i appreciate your thinking span.