Jeff S

ho ho ho merry new years

first off a long delayed update: check it out. hammer style

alright it has been an eventful year combatants. in the absence of erik i will try and talk like mabe he would. we saw the creation of this site, that was hella cool. ho dang its been a while. does anyone remember Bryan? or the rob controversy? or when Erik only had a blog? looooong time. old skool. stepping time. what are we looking towards the future at? combat will dominate i assure you with more socially motivated criticism and action. some more bloggers would be cool too. alright time to rock and roll, for nonstalgia, here was my first post ever, circca may 27 2003. actually there were blogs before that. but it works.

In my quest for success, I always strive to be happy. And Unique, because I make choices. Whoops thats the guidance rap. Well this is the first test del Blog anyways, hopefully someone will read it maybe even someone other than Erik.
Today was either going to be the bomb or shitty. It turned out to be sort of .75(Bomb). IN a good way that is. See I got SAT 's and i wasn't totally let down. At the same time my expectation of getting new clogs was not fulfilled. But I did have Indian food. But I didn't continue the daisy drop thanks in part to little Rafael. Well the day left me off fulll that is acceptable.
Who wants to make a movie with me? That is the ultimate question. I am open to suggestion although I have a finite vision based on the concept in most cases.
I realize parts of this summer should be great, so if you want to be partly great, stick with me boy you'll learn something.
If this blog gets too Emo turn the blasters on me.

holy whatever

last night was really weird. separate of whatever crazy kids might think im referring to. it was like watching a porn, just follow me, it makes sense.
okay it was like watching a porn being filmed. there were me and two other camera people, flashing cameras. intsead of lesbians with honey it was erik and joel doing whip its. how weird. i would post pictures but i feel ashamed. plus the other twoo "better" cameras took other pictures. although olympus rules the camera world and probably got better pictures, olympus isn't 5 billion megapixel and doesn't want to be megaredundant.

okay i was reading WIRED magazine last night, hella neat, anyways i came to the realization that this blog thing is hella neat. the site at least. so many options, we really could convert/rule the world. oh and since a bunch of people are gone now i am appointing myself head man at combat. maybe ill start a military dictatorship. or maybe ill just stay awesome.

wham

how weird!
although this image is funny in its entiriety, that specific part of it is hilarium. by the way this is taken from bryant's blog to provide context.

christmas was decent, Ifared well, but got a cold out of the whole affair. a lot of ddeadlines approaching no fun. i think i will give combatrhino a present here soon though. that and other things.

stepping time

Grandpa: "Once upon a time, we made some cheese."
I challenge you to find something more hardcore than THAT.
today I drove past richard hankins' house, and noticed that it was literally litered with teepee. it was insane. i must admit the artistses who did it must have had some time on their hands.

i finished christmas shopping woohoo. oh and to be culturally alright, i did my ramadan and chanukah shopping then too. all done with all of the holidays. fuck, kwanzaa, well I'll do it tommorow.

a couple of things: first, if we had a community style home page ( a la excite circa year 2000) that you could bookmark as such would it be used? also for all the non combatrhino bloggers out there, would you feel better if you could stick a small button on yoru site that said something dinky like "combat approved"? please indicate here.

its the time of year

finals are over, its open space, i have some things to do though.
most of them are fun though!
alright. i think this may turn into a list that will go on my things i've done site, which i will update soon with other things too, BUT
Comic Sans MS needs to be banned. Created by Microsoft, this font is the poster font for cheerleaders and overachievers across america. It has degraded otherwise good websites. It has made me have temporary ADD in many occasions (conversations online, websites, papers, reports, shirts). if you are offended, i apologize, at least its not Sand.

i foudn a bunch of pictures that i have taken before and after haircuts at various points throughout highschool. neat! and i will also put up some pictures of my senior project as it progresses.

alas the new warrior element episode is up. for all those rocking it home to omaha check it out. although the call-in thing never works for me, it always seems to be on. you can watch rob moore former blogger and I being extremely something.

off to a pageant. actually no, I'm off to a cool conference, where I am the keynote. see how much awesome-er I am now.
also i should note that I read some old blogs of mine and i dont know how i got worse as i went along. i apologize haha.

alriiiiight

today we had mr. owens for calc sub. how funny is that.

alright just so you know, this blog was originally scheduled for sunday. but then i realized anything funny would be overshadowed by the sensationalistic saddam capture 2003. but now i have forgot the funny things to say.

fret not! things that will appear once break starts: history of my hair, my christmas list, some other pictures, some other stuff, some elephants, a sock, all of my fortunes from fortune cookies.
some ofthat is made up. you will have to see what is and isn't!

okay discussions today with erik on the immense awesomeness of buddy list led me to thinking, what about combatrhino t shirts or something. or hoodies. this wouldn't be medical club with some dumb logo, dumb catchphrase, and list of everyones name and nicknames. its also not something totally antithesized, no "this is the combhatrhino t shirt" or "this is the onlything we could come up with for the t shirt".

here is the mega appeal of combatapparel:
it will have a cool design. think of all of the neat graphical things that have been out of here.
it will be decently priced, since it is prolly more of a trade then profit.
it will be cryptic, in other words, wearing it is like an elitist club. remember abercrombie in the early days? yeah i never wore it because i wasn't allowed to , but we will create in effect this effect and effectually keep ours elitist.
it would just be fucking awesome. so yeah.

okay

yes its a snow day for all you snow day haters out there. and i dont mean the peoplew ho hate snow days, but the skeptics who are always sasying "ohhhhh nope not enough this or that". magic.

okay so here is a beautiful thing:
http://www.combatrhino.com/names/imlist.php
it is the long awaited IM list. it starts out with a meagre 267 names, but our goal is much higher, and with the help of alll bloggers and everyone we can achieve this. it is such an awesome concept if you think about it though like it blows my mind.

i have to read the rest of a book today so tis good we have snow day. and i have to go into school ha but thats alright it is for good reasons. but now im going to go do these things, enjoy your days!

its liek a free ride

okay so i hope no one took that last blog too seriously. you know a mood thing male p.m.s.

as naturally would you folks, this image drew you in.

this week i participated in a beard growing contest with these fools. also rob was in it but was disqualified because he didnt shave half of his face for comparison purposes for friday. plus he wouldve dominated us by too much so we had to get him disqualified somehow.

the other day i made the I.m.c. table map. the ss imc's tables are now all labeled (rhymed.) but a more INTERESTING revelation, was once bone was shown it, being as it was underground before that, the whole world caugh t on. this was brought to light by erik (splash the vote). i think that is crazy, bone is the caatalyst, be proud of yourself bryant that everyone follows you intently! it is true and can be corroborated in other situations.

my next story for the warrior element is pretty fruity but it willl be hella funny you'll all see when you are on break. new newspaper too. and this weekend im in syracuse and at northwestern so miss me.