Jeff S

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I ate Jeff's Blog. It was BORING and NOT TASTY AT ALL. I read some of his earlier stuff. I will bring better things to this blog than Jeff did.

i wish i was 17

whoops. i am.
alright so since last year my tv watching habits have significantly pittered out, to the point where i dont watch it much at all, partially out of choice partially out of lack of motivation to do so (less good shows). my plan: fast from tv for a month. after which i hope that the spectrum of shows will have followed suit. plus i will start watching seinfeld again (can you believe i havent done so in 6 months?? its alright though i still am the seinfeld master). your thoughts are appreciated. it should be noted i will choose to immediately end the fast if a bond marathon comes on. good thing im not catholic.
I am a band nerd so this is what this weekend majorityly was spent doing. and since i have few friends period i got depressed that i had backed out on the band trip. i now am unsure of what i will do over winter break. big bummer.
I may or may not enjoy fall. which is very suprising. i read about Dysthymia last night. who knows. i do like pumpkin pie.
done

its big time

today was fanatical. i had journalism that was boring. conferences were neat. math grade was relieving. but crazy late night was crazy. alright there were only three great parts.
1.volleyball. we took this up and it has made the task of waiting for people to come to work (there were none) and we found an open gym and a flat volleyball.
2.chinese food. courtesy of jason chan in a very not racially offensive way it was the best food for late night for newspaper ever.
3.andd the best
please if you didnt read ANYTHING ELSE READ THIS. fuck now i hope its good.

alright so after all the cats were in the other room, chan oliver piatek and decide on a rice eating contest. at first i thought it was speed which i could easily dominate. then i realized it was for quantity. we quickly munched as much as we could in equal amounts. by the end we were floored i think marc chedel (i dont even know the kid outside of newspaper) planned on puking when he went home, but i returned victorious and am quickly about to suffer some of the effects, but you can all now call me my official title, by
Jeff the Rice King. it could be a movie. that is a good idea, ©.

tick tick

its not that i haven't had time, because i have. i am gathering thoughts.

building off of erik's pseudpleasure of imagining westside as hogwart's, i wonder if they have a fireplace. it would be very out of place but i guarantee whatever i.m.c they are hiding the fireplace in would be the coolest.

conferences tommorow: awesome! don't ask me why but the thought is always comforting, something about teachers not in a school environment, like when you see them driving.

i think i will film this deal i am submitting for colleges this week if anyone gets BORED or has carbonation to spare. always in need of that

if you read these blogs and watn one please talk to erik or I we are happy to give them. and I am happy period. alright

unglorious return

on my return from what was no doubt my depressing absence from the populus, as I checked up on blogs, I noticed this startling phenomena:

If you notice, the first three are cropped from original portions of his homecoming pictures. But I got confused, Bryant looked the same in every one! I used my awe-some photoshop skills to confirm this, and notice the composite fourth picture. They are all the same! Bryant may be working undercover for the government as some sort of stationary face positioning agent which no doubt Johhn Ashcroft is using to help spy on libraries across america. super cool! hats off to bryant, i wish i was 100% hardcore :). damn i wish we had smilies too. and i wish i had a life.

alright new york things up later, they are semi neat.

footnote

today in homeroom, which i have with lefebvre and is a surreal experience in its own right, ben posed to me the question, (ben williams, who despite our talking outside of homeroom, until today had never sat by me, for reasons of not wanting to provoke conversation with lefebvre) how much time of our life had been wasted in homeroom. i calculated it. the exact time is around 7.625 days, but i figure with days i have been gone and what not for band and illness i will round it to a solid 7 days. 7 days of my life wasted in homeroom. HORRIBLÉ

rah

alright, first i am leaving ffor new york for the weekend. NYU visit shall be ffun its a neat place, i will take pictures.

i was talking with joel about cds;
(08:36) Joel Fulton: did you know 30 blank cds costs $17
(08:37) saranrapjs: yea man they are cheap
(08:37) saranrapjs: porque?
(08:37) Joel Fulton: that is A TON of money
(08:38) Joel Fulton: should be 799

alright and i got to thinking. in 7th/8th grade i was, maybe along with dave jesteadt, one of the first one to make cds for anyone. i may have actually been the first to make them from music that i didnt previously have, in other words not copies of cds, but napster music. maybe bryant was in it but i think he may just have used napster before me not cd burning. and the price for evvery cd that i made? 15 dololars. yes that is correct those were the days when everyone was naiive and even the people selling at this price didn't realizes how much they were ripping others off. totally awesome. haha i think at some point the school made some futile announcement on how this wouldn't be tolerated etc but tis the middle school who cares.

im shaky, or at least more so in my hands than my normmal shakiness, due to probably lack of food. i need to eat. i need to also update my other site. god damnit. fruit snack time.

well yes

today was an interesting today. i was reminded that i need to add more pictures to my real website, which will happen shortly as i have been taking pictures all along for your future reading and visual enjoyment.

the picture on the left serves two purposes. the first: i learned tonight in late night how to make bling bling text. i continue to be a photoshop god. second: the sharpie marking care of erik on my face. he pulled the old "hey jeff" then marked me with a sharpie trick, but later went back and expanded it into a headset. many people actually believed it. i acted like those people who think they are so awesome in cars, business people with cell phones!

um one of the college blogs i read abotu the concert and how cats were there ( i was with erik but im not important) and a blog party would be hella crazy as well as cool. it would be tres weird though, that sort of thing tends to be. we'll see if someone has ideas im pro that.

i am glad that people are blogging again. there was sort of a low point where interest lacked but the rhino is off of life support. previews: my delirious time of sickness and pictures theirof! the publication of the IM list! implementation of green into new format! my ego bursting...LITERALLLYYYYYYY

i decided no more signatures. very old fashioned. i will just end it.

17

alright so reflection on birthdays is overdone in all cultural venues so i will only enlighten with whatever interests me more than the rest.

first off saw school of rock i thought it was a funny movie just not a laugh out loud movie. it was viewed with jole the stripper and bryant. also it should be noted in an attempt to regain control of my official title as older sibling (in the ongonig battle against my cousin who is staying in my house) i have found the stash of Diet Cokes and plan to sabotage appropriately.

to find out how awesome i am go here im sure tehre are some awesome statistics about it.

i got a bike for today. it is very calming, added to my list of things i do from childhood that i recently took up again, along with flying kites. gooo figguare. maybe i will post a picture up here later or more likely tommorow.

i did want to show the family circus (worst cartoon of all time. the best? why rex morgan, of course) of today because bill keane's birthday is today and i found it yuckily ironic, since there is a birthday celebration as is inevitable in the comic. so much fun i cant HANDLE it.

my marathon week is over. next week will be toned down. then toned down some more. then break! phew. its practically here already, tropical style. alright this blog will end until i think of something more clever to write. who hates chronoblogs?

p i r a t e

alright so i am going to build a hidden shrine to brown boy naimmul in the s.s. imc. details to follow.

i am listening to outkast cd of new , and it is like the Neptunes cd, i cant decide if i like it or not. depressomondo.
tommorow if you are bored feel free to go out to dinner. i think that is what i am doing with whoever wants to come, to wherever it is decided. is it bad that i have had a wedgie all day? I think its the pants

on a similar note i think tonight, after shooting for my super awessome tv show, i will maybe go to bed early. this will serve me great, but tommorow is friday so i will be more alright than usual about getting up early. this blog is done nothing has been funny or new/itneresting in retrospect. out