Jeff S

its all in the name

okay. so this isnt a real blog, its more of things that i want to remember when i wake up, and since im super selfish it is guaranteed that i will read this and remember them.

first, erik and i discussed the shout outs. this refers to , on selected rap mp3's, some twittytwat will go back and edit their voice into the track. it usually goes something like this: "DJ IMSOGOOD....djimsoogood...SHOUT OUT TO MY MAN CLUE....my man clue....BUSTABUS HOLDIN IT DOWN....holdin it down....YEA YEA...yea yea" dont you love the echo effect. it sucks horribly though! because they usually turn the mastering of the track down, so that their voice is turned up. how horrible! I just wanted to pop and lock to nellly, now i have to listen to you?

second thing. i finally discovered the power of my photo printer and its glossiness. its hella insane. i decided i will start a photo studio. either you give me the pictures, i will print them out and or photoshop them like a wiz, or i can shoot too. it will be an awesome deal since i cut out all of the crazy machines that people claim they need. i just have to figure out a name....

to the window, to the wall

ha ha alright so mizzaggie is not a real balla. just a pretender, thast alright though. it made me ultimato happy when megan correctly recognized above said song, rock so i have someone i can harlem shake battle with!

alright the dance was alright. im still just getting over the parachuters that were at the game last night. umm some of the songs at teh dance were cool. i guess. alright nevermnind. they did a lot of remixees of old songs by like pink floyd, and some others i cant remember. that was crappy. i liked the rap but there are always critics of that. i am still waiting for the dj to play what is love by haddaway.

i wore a shirt i like but i shouldve worn it more prominently. i dont know how to act around people at dances, like i dance thats cool but when just passing people from school who do I say hi to. oh so fuconsing.
two new things ive been saying for better or more likely worse:
"whats up now beaatch!" -credit is from erik-- this statement is not in fact dissing females, but rather empowering. the eeatch makes it so.
"your fault, you signed up for it" this is particularly annoying and of my own accord.
and for those who care I have weened myself off of saying god awful "fair enough" and instead I just say "alright" thank god.
speaking of weening, erik realized the fact that say a midwife is weening a baby off of breastmilk. well then the baby is a weenee (weenie!) and the midwife would be the weener (wiener!). this is the derivation of these two words. you heard it from the source. actually no, but erik is gone so i will pretend like the pirate on dodge and cass streets.
alright bed time tontos.

a study

alright so I like chain rules in math. chain rules rule. does that work?

tommorow i have to do band stuff for homecoming what a NERD.
a bunch of people are leaving for a debate nerdament (at my cousin's high school incidentally) but it will leave me with nothing to do. haha well there is homecoming. but other parts of the weekend. oh well.
alright I will leave you with a graphic study. my hand and arm are disproportional. can you tell?

note: images are to scale.

la la la

due to recent pondering on such shows as lambchop, i was reminded of arthur, and then reminded of this girl from my elementary school. it always struck me that she looked like muffy! maybe im just crazy. hoepfully im insanely right! no offense intended to either muffy or this girl. alright yay

there the penny lies or lays

Today was homecoming bonfire. alas I didn't get elected but this is alright i didnt expect it or want to! drew b got it congrats to him we have a combatant on the court rock out. we could make combatrhino like an official club, how chic. alright drew told me to blog about his lost water bottle the other day so there is this reference.
the picture (deleted!) is poignant, what is more cool? that is kofi anan by the way. I have been listening to a lot of new music lately and it is a metaphor for that. i would give reccomendations but no one will follow them, so if you want to hear some cool songs comment to say so or what not. i will probably post another post in a few minutes with the return of what will be my traditional interesting graphic style of blogging. out.

i rule

today was uber publication day. i had both the release of the newspaper and tv show. both of which met my expectations exactly. newspaper exceeded a tad. i am a media mogul you fools, the fcc is on my ass, im on the lamb because i have so much power!!
i was going to put this commment in bobbys blog but it will do better here. a little known fact, but I was the basis for the character of every jason lee movie. also shaft but that was really inspired by me and richard roundtree. i got the shaft prenatally. i love to rhyme! and that was a genius sentence if you think about it.
so um there are some new bloggers, the creation of which took 15 minutes of my precious time. so if they suck it is a lot easier to create the delete button! hopefully they wont.

here are two related ideas: one already mentioned. alright so does anyone occupy su's desk anymore? if not, we now will conquer that as the official phone for combatrhino. voice all opinions to it, leave on the voicemail, or call during the day. someone who knows if the desk is taken do tell! second thing, is for the knowledge network, tehy ahve those viewers choice things, right! well one late night, i was watching it, and someone had chosen the live college class show. but no one was there, so the camera was facing towards the window at maybe creighton! opportunity: have people vote in and we have our own, free show. fun stuff

i decided on my senior project it shall be neat. here is my consultante d'community: I am making pop for my project. what fun!

homecomign is this weekend. I know who i am going with and maybe even what i am going to funkily wear. but who to go with and wear to eat? I am so superficial!@!!!! lala!

Parliament funkadelic rock the house, there are none better. I am the green one, and I'm out.

its called fruit and im doing it all night long

its been a while since I posted. turns out I didn't have west nile. but if you want to pretend, I will play along.
I didnt really come home at all the last two nights. fucking late night galore.
Stress= no cool. i am not a stressful boy, but I dont like looming deadlines. or senildaed gnimool's either.
cut hair= check. i think my next plan is to be a pirate. goals goals goals.
erik is starting a political party. he forgets that there was a political party that we had started a while back, but its alright, that was for president and it may have been unrealistic at the time (the 2000 campaign year). this is the year to do it folks though, so vote for erik's choice in 2004. who/whatever that may be.
no matter what you might say light sabers aren't as cool as you think they are.
also I believe there is a great rift in America: do you or dont you like banana runts? everyone has an opinion. similar topic is black licorice. fight it out boys and girls I'm out.

comfort

progressive blog. i am watching high fidelity as the first movie of the day. although im sure in the halls of combatrhino blogdom these have been mentioned but quotes by jack black like "you can be, and are wrong" as well as "thats a COOSBY sweATTER". haha this movie always amuses me its an anti depressant.
i have this neat idea for a piece of art, appleworks stylee of course!
i froze some grapes today. they were so suprisingly good that i am going to try freezing everything from now on. rah!
rented big lebowski just started watching it. "by the way dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. asian-american"

holy smokes (?)

well as some know i have been gone from school for the last three days due to illness. i had subconciously decided at some point that I wasn't going to blog, or if i did it wouldnt make it a sick blog. well i intend to still follow that rule being as i am presenting you with
Jeff's Extreme Blog of the MONTH!!!
so today was a normal sick day doing jack shit you know. my jackshitness was interrupted by my mom, who had talked to some infectious diseasee people who thought it a good idea that i go get my blood for west nile (if i had it there is nothing they can do its just so we know what is up). so i was like alright. then while driving i realized i had never had my blood drawn. oh well couldnt be that bad.
when the deed happened it didnt seem so bad, just a prick you know i even watched the blood come out, neat. then after leaving the room a coldness started to halo around my extremities as well as my head. i involuntarily started crying. i started feeling faint. i was later told i hyperventilated and almost passed out. it was scary. im beginning not to like this disease anymore. expeciially if its west nile because that = piles o' make up work. well thats it for now i will put pictures here later.

i thought i was going to watch batman forever but then i realized that it was on digital cable. or at least something i didnt have. erik peterson has a cushy tv life i tell you!

omg

it seems like for all the magazines I watch, they either are really sporadic with maybe one article I like, or the whole thing is on the money. this is a time where it is on the money. Wired has a whole thing on superproducers. timbaland, neptunes, dan the automator, oh my love.

umyaya

blam

over the long heated grind I was confuzzled as to why my groove meter hit the highs whenever pink's "feelgood time" hit the air. today I found out. it was in fact written by beck! this is added to the long list of songs I love by artists I hate mostly because of who wrote and/or produced the songs.

grooved it combatstyle last night. we were in quest for some emo-laden band-of-glory which didn't happen. did hit up the usual spots minus rockbrook park for obvious reasons. erik no doubt may post pictures later, I would've but not enough anecdotage for you blogpeople to laugh. they are neat looking however. ordered some area 51's...

I have decided to cut my hair in the next two weeks. feel free to suggest the exact date that I do so! idea: take a photo weekly after haircut to make one giant timelapse hairgrow thing. rad!

suschi, affectionately known to me as the california roll has become my new snack of choice. replacing the old favorite, ice cream sandwiches. oh mashed ice cream between two wafers, you will always remain in our hearts.

it is sad, I know this post is worthless, yet I post anyways because I am addicted to pushing that number to the right of my name forever upwards. what a concept.

crazy beat

a fair amount has happened.

in the span of time that I haven't blogged, my car became sad then was happy again (as of today) so now it drives with a brand new vigor. happiness! today I had a meeting with cats im working on the tv story on it should rock pretty much check out the show september 19th.

I have to read 100 pages heart of darkness by friday. that I am not looking forward to. but I think I can do. other homework however.... :)
the IM project is going well, we have 118 people so far. I would show a preliminary but that would detract interest from a final or nearfinal product. so wait for the thing, I will keep numbers posted like a body count ha.

today was french field trip. bones car with with woodwardklopping was pretty fun, there was almost too much dirtiness. haha my favorite moment was when kyle out of silence yelled out "somebody stick a dick in my ass". it wasnt meant to be perverted I dont know ask him about it.

I have sunglasses that are old that i am newly wearing that are defining a new style that wont conform. it is probably the most accurate to my character of previous shades of style. a lot of business is going to happen soon. im still seroius about the fort war. and the revolution. and area 51's haha

welcome new bloggers laura e and sarah v. i know there are a decent chunk o' people who have previously requested blogs and dont have them yet, I apologize, but a majority ratio of currentwestside students vs. former needs to be maintained until a larger population is attained.

questions or comments about the site should be put here.

lastly out of this boring blog I will ntoe this was very much too traditional blogstyle for me. next one will be very airy and theoretical; in other words normal jeffblog rock!

I implore you

i have had a breakthrough. I told naimul of this already but it is important that the public receives the information. I have a proposition; no this is not the music revolution that will come at some point anyways.

I want to start a giant fort war. if you need an explanation think back to forts made either indoors or outdoors made of homemade materials. it would be as massive as feasible. and it would rock out hard. please let me know if there is significant interest i will definitely make a dinky website if not actually set it up it would rock insanely.