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my only real interesting think from saturday night.

bowling for columbine is a great movie, its kind of mean, and its real sad, and super interesting, i suggest a rental of it.

cold, hard, uncut FUNK

I can't get enough of getting my groove thang on. thats right. funk beats all, i dont care what it is. even though erik doesn't really like it :\ thats alright its still coool. georgeclinton/themeters/thebeginningoftheend/parliamentfunkadelic/jamesbrown are some of my favs.

the neptunes

startrak should be an awesome label. similarly "attack of the clones" is a weird album. i like ninety percent of all that they produce. the ten is just usually the stuff they are lazy on. pharrell is me if i was black/cool.

dinner rolls

these rock my world

ha!

well i am bein forced to blog under pain of something. haha that would sound a lot funnier out loud i promise.

its real weird that i am actually in a mood to clean. anyone who knows me outside of the blog world truly can appreciate the weirdity of this. maybe ill take pictures. probably not. i think i will make an awards page with my loveland track and field participation awards though. haha I suck at sports.

speaking of, the pep club band whatever that thing on thursday was real weird. i'm not into sports but I really like yelling and getting riled up, so it was mixed emotions. i was just yelling to yell you dig?

plans for today (tentative): funky beat producing on my keyboard, watching some neat movies, make popcorn, set up new blog system (easiersexier comment if you can handle another system change), and atcetera facmetera. if you have something youre doing that sounds fun tell me because otherwise ill just be sitting up here alone which isnt all too bad, but still.

haha this is weird. i've been told by my parents that i need to start wearing clothes. well not that I don't wear clothes. more to the effect that I need to start wearing a shirt and maybe shorts. mostly just the shirt thing. oh well i dont really feel like following rules.

i think im going to write a picture style think i will link it up later tonight prolly. check it out. for now I'm gone. dropping mad science

its called rock and im doing it all night long

sadly, bobby is mistaken.

when it comes to running club fair day, there are few people more versed in lore and associated attraction of people than I. gimmicks like candy don't get people, you will leearn, nor does being loud. its all about a little jenesaidquoi that will rock the house tommorow with Jeff and Bryan's Culture Club. granted I'm sure the booth for volleyball superfans will be nice and what not, but it wont be rocking. watch for it

conspiracy

i have imbibed the most concentrated amount of knowledge of perhaps any other point in my life in the last three days. it is phenomenal, wikipedia.org check it out. find out anything.

i am sad. the Omaha police department website doesn't have us listed. humm I smell embarassment? perhaps I should start a campaign to send "Omaha not for swingers anymore" flyers to them en masse. maybe not.

i REALLY need to cut down on my ice cream sandwich intake. i think I have eaten 5 today and that is unhealthy I am sure. what i need to do is get some dinner rolls, the ultimate crave mediator. yess dinner rolls that is the answer....

i will break my own rule

http://members.cox.net/jeffsisson/
check it out. there are two new things as of now, but i am in a real creative mood and there will be many more to come today/tonight so watch out. what complaints about the design do you have. other than smilies, that will come once people enjoy how the site looks otherwise. so theres a motivator.

wellywelly

last night was pretty fun. took some pictures for bathroom project. met some kewl cats at village inn, haha i enjoyed that a lot actually. and joel/naimul, later samara, later megan/maggie/mantup/the long list of that crew are all pretty cool.
some time today i will post the ultra fun website im making. being as people hate the new design i am trying to tinker around with it to make it easier on the eyes. you should be able to see it in process on this blog, any suggestions are mucho appreciated. tonight is the pig picking, its the best meal i have almost all year, at least the best one i can count on. i think i will probably stop posting until people enjoy the design haha because thats just fucking depressing.

fondue

it is decreed

I have realized that unless I include one of my many graphic/photographic endeavors or some interactive element, no one will read this blog. i write decently, but people are less likely to accept craaazy theories in blog form. so here is jeff's neatness factor of the day:
colleges:which should I go to?
Playaz University
Stone Cold University (this one is an old one, kind of like how the ivies are old haha)
Party University
its an urgent decision. lynn hansen happens to like all of these so he's no help. hummm.....

cellphonefun

This is from a celly. Neat

the above text was actually posted using a cell phone. think of the limitless possibilities! if you want to find out how to be able to send "gigli rox!" to your blog at a movie theater, post here or something.

show how my pimp hands way strong

today was a day.

i declared war on ben christiansen last friday. it was made official today. i have to assert myself as the ultimate knowledgeable fellow, combining first my history knowledge and then adding the culture knowledge, the latter of which he does not have. i am prepared to rock, are you prepared to rock with me?

(pictured of erik's school picture deleted!) lalala hes like a teddy bear

classes are easy this year, I will leave it at that. I will prolly add on to this blog as I think of all the interesting things you want to hear haha.

ice cream sandwiches

i have recently become enamoured with these. my running count today is 4. that is nasty. i also recently found out that they arent made with real vanilla, at least the hyvee kinds i eat aren't. the less natural the better tasting is what i say!

dumdumdum

Wowie. feels like I just freshed a squattie. the whole 2.0 thing had been brewing for a while, i think it should work well, i hope it works well. we will SEE

so today i finally carried out (in another part of my series of actually doing things I say/want to do) the plan to devise an equation of proportionality for cars. in simpler terms, i think that there are many people at westside who are too small for their cars or visa versa. the equation is v=1.35h . v is the total passenger volume, h is the height of the person. this is all boring and equational here are some test data:
I used myself for the constant. I am 5'9" and my car has something like 89 or whatnot cubic feet inside it. or something like that. anyways:
erica came out with a value of 87 which should fit her nicely with a jetta.
joel, towering in at 6 foot, is still allowed to drive his hot passat.
amy unfortunately was too small for her chevy malibu. however she tells me she is supposed to drive her parents' passat which is just about right.

you give me your height, i will tell you if your car fits bwahahaha.

today was cool. 1215-230 i went home which was a nice little refresher. ok well im ending this here, thatarea segment was entirely too long. i shouldve drawn it! i prolly will later tommorow or tonight.

shalalala

When you were eight
And you had bad traits
You go to school
And learn the golden rule
So why are you
Acting like a bloody fool
If you get hot
You must get cool
.....bad boys bad boys you know how it goes
rok inner circle rok!

short one but a quick one, haha there is an amusing picture of stamos on the choir wall. well its not an amusing picture, but its placement is random. i thought i would give the blog crew a heads up for random laughing.

guess what

well not a lot of people were on line this weekend. haha maybe I was just online too much. oh well.

salary for around five cops for about an hour= $128
cost to run the police chopper to and from rockbrook= $361
total gas spent on police cars = 60 cents
knowing that omaha tax money is being well spend on chasing little kids down in parks because its past their bedtime= priceless

f*ck, i think that actually rings it up to 485 dollars though. i hate mastercard commercials, i hate people who imitate them even more. it was just the most creative way i could think of illustrating the price table. i looked these up, some values will be roughed until the police website goes online. haha there will be some hella funny things about that in the future.

if i had to choose between playing air guitar, and playing a real one, i would definitely choose the first.

and scene; next week on jeffs blog:
carrrazy things. i think im going to start up the bathroom project again. those who know what im talking about feel priveleged. those who dont wait and watch.

whoa

fonts click on fonts for more. its a new updated printable version, that which was used in the chart. IM me if you want to know how to print it out on lined paper.

well I intended for some spectacularly clever or at least spectacularly clever attempt at a followup to the last blog but due to recent events this will have to be delayed. I'm sure you will enjoy what is to follow just as much as whatever cooky things i couldve cooked up.

I would blog directly on the events that happened that night, but unfortunately this wouldn't give justice to the surreality of the whole thing. plus its properly imbibed with a side of visuals, so here we go. at some point this may be censored by erik, but you will still be able to look at it, just not directly from the site (ask me).

go! this will be updated in the very near future i'm sure so keep posted. and I will end with a confusing graphic to those who wont read the above link, an amusing to those who will.

chart

ladeeda. look who has too much time on his hands! note, on the chart abmeyl or whatever is belfie, being as until recently I was unaware that she had a first name and that it was amy. i just assumed belfie was her first name. my apologies! on to the chart:

humm

today turned out to rock.

first check out http://members.cox.net/jeffsisson/ for a new update with pictures from kountze park project as well as a narrative about a pillow. both are neat or so i think.

all michiganers are omahans again. happiness!

kountze park rocked, so does joel's dad. quote: girl from north: "yea all of our seniors left last year *in reference to football*", rob: "weird! so did all of ours!". it was a crazy thing, but see above link for better detailedness.

today i found out that old people are similar to the tyrannysaurus rex in Jurassic Park (the first and best one of course). my parents, more specifically my mom is having an endocrine section related party. a work party for those who dont know my personal details. anyways so the front door is left open, supposedly beckoning people to come in without knocking or associated door greetings. inevitably the adults say some sort of obligatory "knock knock (ontomontapeia)" or "anybody home?" thing. but haha it was funny. these two people came in and said "knock knock" and "anybody home?" respectively. I was upstairs, a clear shot as far as sight goes, and especially since they were looking around for someone to greet them. well to avoid making dumb conversation i just stopped all movement, and hahahhaha they just didn't see me. thus the t-rex reference. crazy adults i hope I never become one!

commercial watch!

quickie but a goodie as an addon to today:
PETMEDS-This commercial f*cking sucks. seriously hahaha its almost funny its just that horrible. watch it! watch the wholething. from the "I'm nauseous" blurry look of the camera, to the overfake reactions of the people, to this woman talking on this other womans big screen, i dont even understand the thing. it is hilarious though i suggest watching it for pure weird/makefunof value.

AMP energy drink:the premise behind these actually is not that bad. i just dont like the little "lingalingalingalingalgningialnglia" noise that sounds like they recorded it in a tube, that they use when they say the product name. it weirds me out.

i really like the new nike "ill race anybody" commercial with the bblack kid. if you havent seen it , its clever i promise. i figured id throw something nice in.

ok well im out to go finish tv watching.

god made mefunkeeey

find THAT song its super cool. think along the lines of...shaft. well i am fed up with all of these stories in chronological order so here i will try and screw some shit up.

last night at borders was a surreal experience. this man who was my old chicago waiter the night before was there and eyes met and he gave me the stink eye I THINK but I am unsure at this point. then as I was walking up the all too familiar border stairs, this man (around 25 years old) was having trouble in the form of tripping and said "I should've just taken the elevator!". i gave him a courtesy laugh. now one might think this is a normal occurence but anyone who has been to borders in their LIFE knows that no one uses the elevator except for jokes, its one floor damnit! then I found this whole unknown section affectionately known as "DVD Other" with everything from "Buttcrack" the zombie movie, to "The Mullet Documentary". I am not joking. I was tempted to buy it, i hope someone i know does so i can laugh a lot.

last weekend was mellow. this next one shall probably be excited to the Xtreme. the boys and amy are coming home all three points of excitement lala.

I am finding myself constantly tired at the end of each night, or at least my eyes hurt. and even though sometimes I'm not tired, there is really only one option of something to do when you can't have your eyes open.

I watched a greek documentary. athens rules! rock and roll highschool forevaa

next year: there may end up not being a seinfeld club. but bryan and I have brainstormed and thought of a really good idea that should shoot over well with the short minded audience that highschooll is composed of. don't worry seinfeld will be involved, not that theres anything wrong withthat. hahaha i keep on thinking of moviefone, "hewoooo and welcome to moviefone"

Updates!

Well I have changed the format of the MovableType output so that it doesn't embed the style thus providing more flexibility for el Erico. cool!
plus I hacked in a way the updates code so that it will only show the most recent blog.
Playlist/Song/iTunes/Winamp/Whatever output should be located in each bloggers folder under the name Music.html. For instance in this blog it would be the file here.
Currently I have figured out how to post using the XML-RPC API so that I can post from my cozy little application which any windows junkie could do from theirs, names include W.Bloggar, Blogbuddy, Bloglet, all kinds of names. Check this out, I can insert the currently playing iTunes track into here because I rock haha. White Room by Cream Good song. Everything is in order I believe for Erik's implementation, if he needs help he needs to just ask where I put all these crazy files plus the file structure will have to be organized around the old files, and the old files deleted (which should hopefully clear up lots o' space but I dont know how much it took in the first place).
I'm audi whatever the hell that means. rock and roll highschool forever.

weowd

i have recently run into a couple of people online who frrustrate me. do you knkow anyone who missed out on the decline of using "ur" "u" and associated shortenings as being cool? that pisses me off! I apologize if a blogger or a sitee reader uses this, but it goes even farther than these. i am pretty sure that these are officially unpopular as it currently stands.

suggestions on how to kill these people?

cream-white room is a good song. although i have no good reason why.

update check this out:
c-walk you wouldn't think it if you read it but this is all about a dance. haha it made me laugh what a fuss people make!

huzzah

well i have been devoid of my usual hummingbird pace of posts, but you know how we do.

this is actually do to a reformat being implemented. ask someone about it if your really want, but look for Most Recent Blogs as well as customized Music lists soon. soon. echo.

word to the wise:: when you are mowing and you see a giant stick in your way it may SEEM as if the correct route to take would be to mercilessly run over it. while this route would SEEM to do more good than harm, in terms of effort saving, it in fact will implant a boob shaped tumor on your shin. ouch .

~

Milli Vanilli "Girl You Know It's True"

second post

blah

First post

Well after oogles of work and what not I am getting the medium/final touches on this system. This includes: soon a music thing, a most recent blogs thing, maybe even a profile type system. We'll see.

uggghhh (in a master p way)

here is my only whiny post for the entire month.

ok i would like to say the whole sort of inner conflict running around the html of Combatrhino frustrates me a whole damn lot.

1.New Rob-New rob is cool. even if he is mean sometimes, i think some of the things he says are hella funny and being able to say what you want is kinda the idea of blogging. this is not a communist blog.

2.expletives- i think these rock! but not how they are being used. good use "Everyone is entitled to their own opinion unless it f*ckin pisses me off!" bad use "I f*cking hate xxxperson". thats just dumb be more creative. there was once a student newspaper where this kid used the first letter of every paragraph to form a diss against teachers. that was the coolest as randy graves would say.

3.the conflict- i am tired of all of this shit, from both sides. the fact that whenever someone posts opinions about the subject, even neutral opinions, both sides seem to find a way to use this to their own devices, just pisses the hell out of me. this is not debate, we dont form arguements in one standard way. similarly, this is not the real world, petitions and open polls don't work. this is 's site, he could edit all the design and posts to turn this into a billy ray cyrus fan page if he wants to.

4.meanness- i am tired of this. at least at this point. some meanness can be tolerated especially when its funny. but when we're talking a back to back flat out war of words i dont need to see that! i want to hear about how you pooped your pants today or something, not about how you hate some other person.

5.new things: smilies check 'em out. . for you marykate/ashley fans, you may whine that only ashley is featured but you will notice if you just do this its almost like the real thing. theyre twins god damnit haha. anyone else who wants themselves immortalized as a smiley contact.

peace, hopefully i wont have to be all b itchy and moany in a blog again, i dont like to be. i guarantee i will annoy myself reading this. but it serves a purpose.