Jeff S

ladeeda

today wasn't bad. tommorow will suck. i am looking forward to the weekend. who wants to do soomething with me haha

heres a deal, and i have surrounded it with smileys to attract attention. i will make a smiley of any blogger on this site and/or any popular culture icon whom i enjoy. i figure its fair for me to make one for anyone who blogs here, but im not going to make one for f*cking richard greco just because you like him. :twentyonejumpstreet: although he was pretty cool. plus he was with johnny depp. but anyways! yes hit me up here or in some other fashion, we'll work out a deal

new smilies

in addition i spend my boredom tonight creating these two new smilies. who knows if you will be able to use them in commenting, hopefully so. odes to two favorite pop culture icons.

and

craycray

i will only short comment on this subject due to massive annoyance, but band camp is hella hot, and hella hot is no fun at all.

today at borders, i saw mark pleiss, that is my story.

also! so when i was about to start this blog i see a spider go across my arm. i think whatever this has happened before, so i just shook it off, didnt think about it. but then i see something on my eye crawling from a string, annd maybe i was hallucinating but i swear i saw a spider making its little web on my eye. damn toby mcguire, you and your latex costume stay away from my eye.

i had always wondered about value cards. what do they mean? luckily, with the invention of the internet in july of 2003, i was finally able to find out. there are loads of scams and crocks o' shit surrounding it, if you really want to know i can post some links for your fodder.

i will think of other interesting cool things to say i promise. we'll see. i think we should have like a game of something against xanga. i think tehere is a blog stock market that is based on how many people link to blogs, we could compete and rock. rock. reverb. reverb.

battle

this is my last image of the month, i promise.

now i know some are former veterans of xanga. no worries. you are here now.

sidenote: for the few people who dont understand the metaphors here, it is a common fact that the blue team wins. plus we have a bat.

this piece, entitled "make me say ugh" was created ENTIRELY with clip art. super cool!

peace

no one needs to leave that is absurd we are all down. here is my contribution, flame it or love it eitherway it makes me happy. plus the man in the corner was made with the "spray paint" tool. appleworks is so gangsta!

f-i-f-t-y-c-e-n-t and j-e-double-f-rey

yes thats right. those who know me know that i threw a fit with the last fifty cent single due to its cool beat and annoyingness. but this time i am down with the song full on. plus i am concerned with the state of the blog titles, not citing any examples...

no more dentures for me! that's pretty hot. plus i replaced my bracelet. now the three years of transormation are complete, revealing, a better, faster machine... you know the drill, insert six billion dollar man theme music.

i resent being called immature I mean that's limited foreal, if you are going to diss "teenagers", do it full on. plus, to quote dwayne "scooter" frugŽ "You don't know me! I'm not lyin. Sewiously guys, I'm not lyin'."

rock and roll high school forever

whatevver you doooo dont tellanyone

guess the band from the title, its a lyric not a name of the song fyi.

its hella hot out today. i just mowed, and i may not make this blog the length i want it to be beause im a bit dizzy and need some diet pop.

haha i was justthinking of a song, mysoginistic unfortunately yes, funny well yes too, that mark pleiss used to sing in chemistry last year. " wwhooo can clean the laaab up, the female chemist can". sad/funny.

what is there to do on a hot day , interesting things that is. post ideas here.

i want to know who all of these random girls, who i am told are college girls by various sources, are. what are they bringing to this community that would make me want to read their blogs. feel free to tell here. because i have no cclue.

ok on to read homestar and cool down.

the weight of my words

so i went to journalism camp. that was bunk. well the camp was. it was located in iowa. i have learned that to keep people attented i must return frequently.

so wow i clicked on rob m and saw this new rob i didnt know whether to feel bad or laugh, just because i know rob will be pissed, but at the same time it was amusing that there is another rob m although i dont know if he is a real person or not.

at the camp we did redesign the paper. the lance that is. look for a new improved hopefully cooler deal next year, i am a god. so are my fellow editors i suppose.

nicknames are really cruel but easy to use when one is overly cynical, that is the lesson of the week boys and girls. if this blog hasn't interested you indicate in the comments, plus i will probably post more later, i just figure this has too many words, i gots to work out the details my damies. tight, i love all you omaha people, and all the expatriates in michigan too. come back soon though for real

gone

i am leaving for about a week until friday ill be back around like5 or something, for journalism ccamp. may or maynot be fun. browse http://members.cox.net/jeffsisson/ to get your fill of me if i dont get online during the week. if i dont talk to you, have fun!

popo

let it be known that i think that the new format=cool, changing it up is always good. plus i have an insatiable lust for top tens!

idea

i have made fan pages for bryant and jason and I extend the same offer to anyone else. note samara is on dibs right now, and it is taking longer for each one so it isnt an expidite process. this is because i dont want to repeat concepts; believe it or not the simple minds (in jest of course) who create fan pages actually do vary the styles of each page so i try and follow suit. enjoy.

triumphant

hello fellow bloggers i dont know what to think of my semi return. the blog world is something different than when i left on my pilgramage of sorts. a new regime came and fell (forums). apathy had led the denizens to shambles. something needs to be done.

onother notes it looks like people are having fun. i have however something that will save you all. actually it will save the world. it is pretty amazing:
"Jeff's Two-Step Process To Saving The World"
keep in mind this is mostly compiled from recognizing common faults amongst movies so it may be unrealistic, but i dont think it is!

1.Never bet on a relationship. Clarification: Whether guy or girl this always ends up screwing things up, and although it always ends up good in the end, it would save a lot of crying time.
2.Penalize by law security guards who sleep OR hire only wired security guards. Clarification: We would save thousands of dollars in money of hiring of spies or detectives as well as saving money in not losing precious arts or secrets. It seems that the only weak link of the process are fat sleepy security guards. You add it up.

well there it is. bonappetit

going going gone

I am going away

these pictures are for yours, for free this time. the rumors are true i am going to ireland. it will either be: really cool or really uncool. or somewhere in between. the pictures were taken earlier tonight of me trying to do some sort of OK sign or something for fun. i think some of them are cool. if you want you can photoshop them and post them. or print them out for your shrine to me. or for a dart board. maybe i will provide all the templates for these. but anyways i will return two weeks from tommorow (on the 14th). if you want me to send you a postcard, tell here and address and i can probably accomodate you with some lucky charms or something. otherwise my love is sent to all.