Jeff S

hot

i am bored as f*ck so i will continue with my own boring version of the away bloggers' blogs. those involved feel free to reciprocate with continuations in your own blogs.

ok so here back in omaha there are basically 6 people in the "hot peepz" crew.
there's ghettobooty, whose real name is bryan. he's kinda the silent type, and seems to absorb any sort of diss thrown at him. of which there are many. he's into that whole rap metal scene which is a little iffy.

bryant is holding it up as prolly the main blogger in terms of sheer volume put out. he gives back massages to other guys. haha an homage. but 4 real, the dude runs a lot at races and looks for races, so i figure why not he be racer, and all the other bloggers in the crew were all like "dude you totally NAILED that one. you dont even KNOW".

anywayz. amy holds it up from the starbucks hood. although she deleted all her previous posts, so there ain't as much fun stuff to say. oh well. woop woop as my main dawg arsenio hall would say.

megan is like the female blog version of bryant since she posts a lot too. she talks a lot about racers too but racer had already been taken so i think we'll call her bossman because i think thats a cool nickname. i dont really care that it isn't correct gramatically, bosswomen just isnt as cool.

and then there's rob. rob is all up in the long blogs and hes the #1 stunna when it comes to comment posting. so i think we'll call him rob.

thats it for this bizzy.

VH1

it has come to my attention that VH1 is now pumping out a new countdown every friday. that's f*ckin insane. there are probably few who can attest to this, but i remember the days when countdown were sacred, long-time-in-the-process, well thought over things. top 50 teen idols? come on, i could do that in an hour and probably draw all the pictures too. it's cheap my friends.

hm

day two of erik/joel/naimul being gone and i am pretty sad. but whatever i guess they are enjoying themselves. i have many goals for activities during the day including: writing a screenplay, producing a film, imbibing culture, cataloguing old videos. I usually only get the imbibing one, which means i just sit around and watch tv all day. quite the fun. oh well.

zorro!

This picture sums up part of the night last night, but i will get to that later. Plus its flattering of joel
First I want to comment on all of these "I'm not posting" "This is my last post" stuff. I don't condone nor support it, but if you dont want to i cant do anything about it. I will tell you this it will just mean i will have to post more, since the other non-leaving bloggers already post so much. Due to my unwritten website bond to Erik I will probably post until he gets a new website, or I make one of my own. which i have. which sucks.
that helps me to segway into another thing. erik joel naimul all are gone. this is very depressing. this is why debate is not my friend. so while i sit in my room contemplating how bored i am know that i miss you boys. its like a chunk of my body is removed. hopefully the chunk i dont need so i can at least function. no worries people still in omaha i love all of you, you understand i hope.
and finally to the picture. if you arent reading anything above read this its neat. last night joel erik and I the final remaining members of the daisy drop crew set out to finish something that was started a long time ago. i can remember about 3 weeks ago when erik first proposed the idea of inserting flowers in freshwomen's yards. this then progressed to the actual carryingout. then there was a lull. but last night we accomplished part or whole of what we had set out to do. i know we pleased at least 3 maybe more. we delivered ice cream and joel had them sign his shirt. i think our goal had been accomplished, f*ck im happy so i figure it mustve worked somehow. that is all.
i will post again. bwahaa

hmm...

some of you may be wondering why, when you click on the "jeff's blog" link you are somehow transported to erik's blog as noted at the top of the page. well the truth is that this isn't and hasn't been jeff who has written this. i have tied him up and stuffed him in one of the wholes i kicked in the drywall behind my bookcase. so until i change the title back to jeff's blog, he will remain in the drywall. so if you are concerned with his condition in the drywall, please contact me and plead to fix the HTML on my/his page so that he can be removed from the drywall.

where'd the cheese go?

i don know. well since only few of the blog reading/creating community appreciated the revolution or even the willpowertoilet entries, i will give y'all a few things easier to handle. first is traditional blog stylee:

i was driving, left turn lane 84th onto center to return movies. and i was the last one so i took the privelege of waiting till yellow light since traffic was busy. well then after that i switched lanes since i wanted to be in the right lane to turn right into hollywood video parking lot. well as i was turning in i realized someone had been tailing/moochign off of my last left turner privelege. that same person, frustrated by the fact that i didn't make it in time for his already breaking hte law/late self to get in his fast lane or whatever protested by yelling out "YA f*ckIN FAGGOT". as you can understand i was notably depressed after this incident.

this was to be cured by the easier to read part of this entry. everyone visit here it's freakin sweet check it out . it brightened my day as it will yours. the story was this band produced it for a pizza hut commercial but apparently pizza hut was too good for them. well its too good for pizza hut as you will soon find out.

wow

im sure that, unless you are on at the time of posting and thus tired out of your wits, you wont understand nor believe what im about to tell you. but ask me in person or online, but more importantly come and see this feat, and you will understand. my toilet handle in the upstairs bathroom for those who know where that is has been malfunctioning for a while. (by the way this post will easily win best post award because tis true and not you r ordinary run o' mill stuff). well ok i went to go pee and it was dark the whole house quiet. i finisheed and pulled the handle no success. usually i have waited up to 4 minutes holding the handle down trying to get it to flush by brute force and it is annoying. but then what i did was though "FLUSH" and bam it worked. my toilet runs on willpower! most hataz would at this point say "coincidence, no way" but i did it two more times to test it out. its freakin sweet, its like the first guy who realized open sesame would open garages or what not. if only i could get ilt to flush while im not there, that woudl freak people out, eh.

all subjects join in

boys, girls, i have an idea haha i think i am going to start an insurgency revolution within this communikty. i dont know who will choose to join me with the revolution, but the new order of blog will be named the people's freedom party. and party means like a party not a group. maybe we will unionize all the bloggers so we can demand rights, like the right to receive free candy from people who read the blogs, or the right to not be commented against by mean/weird anonymous people, or the right to have lots of carbonation. all of these can be accomplished so long as you join me and achieve what you have dreamed of all along!

"Bloggers were meant to be free, since the day they were on this planet. It's in their roots, they originally roamed on the plains without these chains of oppression; only when blogboys and girls can be freed from their fears can they truly live how they originally did, naked and air-conditioned."-J�f�
plus you gots to give props to my spanish name (ask erik once said "the j is pronounced heeee, you realize that right?")

jeffrey is the coolest why isn't this working

see here's the thing. first I will take my cue from bryant, and give props to http://www.combatrhino.com/robsblog.php because its not listed and desperately needs to be as rob is the coolest man alive. seccondly while reading bryant's blog i agree with his comment about fair weather blogging. thus is why i dont consider me an avid blogger. this is partly due to apathy , im a slacker, plus i like reading the blogs even more, and i know erik gets some sort of secret sexual pleasure out of this. so i will jump fully into the blog zone (discovery zone anyone?) maybe soon if/when i set it up myself. until then i will enjoy reading all ya'lls blogs.
my favorites are bryant megan rob as well, because its very detailed and there is often cross referencing which is freakin mind blowing its like almost better than watching tv.

reality is boring, try unreality!

so yesterday was pretty sweet. what happened was all my friends had other things to do and i got bored of sitting alone, so what I did was I drove my accord down to Ratigan motors, bought this beat up old impala. I took my impala, newly christened Jeannie, over to my es�s down on leavenworth. What ensued was something youd see out of an action flick. first we just started wreaking havoc. eventually the whole part of east O was in flames, it was like a revolution. a new government was instituted i was lucky enough to take a part it, i wass first minister of kicking ASS or something like that. but then it rained and put our fires out, so party was over and we had to run from thecops. i sold my impala for 90 bucks at a pawn shop, and i drove home to finish my night home alone. MANN sucky night, didn't do ANYTHING.

sa da tay

Coming off my emo extravaganza yesterday, everything today was happy and great! The day was early though. I woke up at 650, out the door at 7 to meet all relatives at the downtown embassy suites. I proceeded to waffle in the glorious complimentary breakfast, a concept that I enjoy along with complimentary beverages. I guess its CONTINENTAL breakfast. oh well i dont feel like retyping it. I came home with flowers and shit it was sweet our house smells like a mix of kitty litter and flowers.

I took a 3 hour nap that is so amazingly awesome!

Semmitine in the Seppatown. I saw Pootie Tang today. A mellifluous movie, absolutely stunning performances. Haha in all reality though it is hilarious just because its sheer nonsensicalness.

There are like mmmm 4 relatives who will be staying at our house, which is some craziness for sure. Or i guess 4 sure is easier to type.

Lets see. Today I had a lot of ideas floating around, so i had to write them down. First i think i will restart my bathroom site and start carrying out pad/pencil to review bathrooms again. second was pootie tang to see, check. some sort of sinatra/babe song? Maybe someone can help. the other was oh right. I think i will categorize or historicalize my past history. Like Van Gogh had the blue period and what not. Well I have lived 17 years thats plenty to start remembering it. OH well . Battery is running out and plus not too much to say. Tommorow is busy, will add more. Stop Haha like a telegram.