A)
I have been logging AIM conversations since 8th grade (6 years), and doing so in a logical (properly formatted) fashion since 2002. The result is probably the largest set of data I can claim as my own, aside from perhaps my arrays of mp3 cds or what is becoming a longer list of blogs. I finally gave into technological temptation and installed a rather full bodied analyzing-type postgresql program for Adium. Details are irrelevant, but to give you a few interesting figures from the screen-name on my buddy list endowed with the biggest/hottest data (reginafalangi88/Erica Hart):
Number of instances of the word "poop," as ordered by screenname

Some might categorize this as some sort of bizarre disfunctionality, but I am rather proud of this figure. I wonder if Erik is jealous that he is not number 1, since he used to talk about his movements frequently.
Number of messages, in conversations with Reginafalangi88, per month in the year of 2004

Numbers tallied on the right are numbers of messages, and the numbers on the bottom correspond to the months of the year.
Now I would ask you what is weird about that one? I was surprised to see the drop out in June's messages myself; even for someone who is generally AIM-infrequent, this is somewhat abnormal. But! Then I remembered this! and I think everyone should revere her monk-like adherence to self-made predictions. Certainly I could learn a lesson or two.
B)

Saturday the 18th, Joel, Ryan, Jeff and I took advantage of the fiscal boon that is the College world Series (2 points for those not involved who know the kissee here).

It was not a booth at all, but exactly 0 people asked us about this inconsistency. We had 5 hecklers, one (and a half) of which attempted to apply rogue economics and undercut our project. Unfortunately offering free kisses doesn't change the fact that you are dirty.

We had 21.24 in revenue; adjusting for inflation (we threw in approximately 8 dollars to show people how to give us their money; please correct me if you can account for the exact figures here) we made precisely $13.24 (I know this much for sure). Enough for ice cream for just about four. Jeff (M) was the only one who got an individual kiss.
Comments
i dig adium.
and kissing booths.
Posted by: bone 1.0 | June 23, 2005 9:12 PM
ryan looks demonic sucking the soul out of that ice cream.
Posted by: dave | June 23, 2005 9:22 PM
ryan has the best :mrt:facial expressions:erik: in every single one of those pictures.
that is awesome you guys made $
i wonder if you did that every day and night and if you waited out sight of bars after close how much money you would make for the entire summer.
oh i wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder- whats in a wonder ball?
Posted by: jayme | June 23, 2005 11:12 PM
i remember counting $14.26 before we left the booth and money got mixed up. That dirty bastard ruined the fun vibe. Selling kisses for free is asking to be kissed which sounds a lot weirder than selling kisses and turning those away who will not pay.
i dig the AIM records. i used to keep every convo but i found i reread conversations too often and probably kept myself living in the past.
Posted by: joel | June 24, 2005 3:02 AM
the best (secret) part of this blog
is that incidentally
erica and I say poop the exact same amount
for a good time,
imagine hypothetical situations that explain this phenomenon
Posted by: Jeff | June 24, 2005 10:42 AM
woah man
how do we manage to say poop the exact same amount of times
i think you should do more searchs like that.
for the following words i would definitely win:
1. masturbate/masturbation
2. humph
3. possibly boog, depending on your frequency of conversing with superchink007
and also, you should see who says w00t the most. that would be interesting!
love from switzerland
erica
Posted by: erica | June 24, 2005 10:59 AM