March 30, 2005: CARNAGE!!!

bloonie is a site I have periodically maintained featuring things which probably don't fit in any particular category. maintaining various web presences, one tends to accumulate random images and websites, and this chronicles some of that. I hadn't done much with it up until I had a drastic cause:


death chair
this story may make you sad, but I tried to make it funny too. regardless, both breaking and losing clothing are particularly sad. unlike with other material goods, clothing is a part of you in both a clichéd and literal sense. you wear it instead of your naked body, so you adopt their -ness in a way. I will miss my green pants, though I am trying out some replacements, but I am sure we are familiar with how that works

I have been blah-ing to many about my desire for alternative transportation for a while, so when Eli found a better scooter, I took up his old one. it is sort of nerdy, but the idea of a scooter gang is pretty appetizing. in the same way that I feel compelled to do something snow-related when it snows here, I always make myself scoot around the parks when now that we are thawing
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girl 1: Yeah I swear I always have one single thing hurting, like how my shoulder hurts all the time
girl 2:yeah for me its definitely my right knee
girl 3:I think mine is everything

does she even realize she is not following the rules?????

Posted by jeff at March 30, 2005 9:18 PM

Comments

is girl #2 madeline, and am i secretly girl #3? i think so.

i approve of scooter over bike if only because bike will take up more room and also i will be too scared to borrow it.

hahahahahaha...d harper retrospective.

why do we have an obsession with d harper? just wondering

I have an entirely unironic past history with the harper's....but liking the harper's is like liking math if that makes sense, weird in that way

and also to whoever you are, regarding the manual school combatrhino address, I am working to a better solution

bloonie is a weird name, but a great site, i've found it randomly in the past.

He said we, like is he Venom? Also, I hope the chair eats you as a person next. Just kidding, I hope it eats Dave. Just kidding, I hope it eats his earring though.

dont have an earring. im not krajeskiiii

c0oL sitezz

ahahah stupid girl

i have the same desk as you, and a very similar chair. I haven't lost any pants though.

we have the same chairs. i love the game. i made teresa play it. mostly i just like the fact that i'm in it...once...under the name sam. but whateve. you're really cool

a comment.....relatively worthless, but a comment nonetheless.

i'll have you know, it was my LEFT knee that was hurting, therefore i couldn't possibly be "girl 2"... shut it dave, i'll kill you.

haaaaaaahahaha!

i think that you will see this comment because you probs still check comment manager all the time and therefore i think it will still show up. i just was looking through old blogues trying not to do my deductive paper. you see, i don't really look at the internet at all anymore so i didn't know what to look at. i wanted to see how many times i was mentioned in your blogues and then i remembered that great one where you confessed your undying love for me. teehee.

anyways, i just read this blog and you deserve some sort of reward for it to the max man. that part at the end is more hilarious than i can grasp. and it is a nice change from a lot of self-aware/post-aware bull shit in the blogues all around this golden ticket. great job man! it's like when todd or jmac or joel just makes a great joke, it's like that. i can't grasp how hilarious it is but yes, YES!!!!!!

i would write this to you in email form but i don't think anyone will know i am writing this because i don't think recent comments shows up? if it does, i am just living with the security that no one will read this long of a comment.

well, i just wanted to let you know, though i didn't read it at the time of publishing, it's hilarious and good job and i like that dave is girl 3!

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