October 25, 2004: death letters + angry settlers

There have been accusations that CombatRhino sucks....
AND THEY'RE TRUE!....
but no fear, in any bad situation, it is inevitably that it will "s'ameliorier," non?

I have come to the realization that all things cool are tied together in my mind somehow...the difference between vespas and the internet is really negotiable. How is this relevant might you ask? In any given day of mind, I have found that in conversation I float easily from talking about breakfast cereal slogans ("Why do you like Apple Jacks when they don't taste like apples? I just do") to talking about minute differences in silly grammar and colloquialisms (I assure you that a conversation about accents, regional word differences, and grammar differences is unassailably awesome). However for whatever reason this weekend I found myself spurting all of the awesome ideas I have come up with over the years. For those who are guided by subtle design clues this is like the best thing ever. although, it should not be judged by size because the concept of being fantastic is really ongoing:

1.our number system is based on 10's, dig? we count to 10 then the numbers start over again. well why not 6's? it's divisible evenly by more things plus its more sexy. sssssssssssssix
2.this concept was spoke of in the past, but creating a new letter (the sound of pbbbbb or the fart noise, in layman's terms) or a new color. the first I along with Bryant Bone did, creating a letter which I can't remember what it is. it approximately looks like u, and I believe there is at least one word which uses it. someday I will remember the logistics. the new color may be impossible due to physical charecteristics of light, but its fun to think about nonetheless
3.creating music. if you have heard our cd, or the new song with dave, or anything that has ever left my lips, you can at least appreciate the funnity of music. it is even more awesome to make yourself, even if it sucks. which often it may not.
4.robots, ninjas, pirates (and cowboys but lets face it I'm throwing that in here more for affirmative action purposes since they're pretty useless anymore). I am in film school and I have a goal at some point of creating a small film consisting of these four childhood groups fighting: it would be amazing. who would win? that is an open question but I am not asking for comments
5.the internet: has anyone visited wikipedia.org? or cockeyed.com? or boingboing.net? I learn something new from the internet every single day, that is not a generalization it is just the truth. as we speak, I am downloading awesomeness directly into my brain. or brian if you misttype.
6.accents! there are only a few who can imitate them, but to have them is even better. I am including the southern accent here too, though some have issues with it. on another note I have a weird fetish with the south though I have no real desire to live there for extended periods of time.

there are more but I've been philanthropic enough for the now. go and vote, because if you don't (and I'm not kidding) I have very little respect for your opinion.

this weekend was spent with my mom as well as with shirley and a cadre of her friends who are cool as well. I was informed the day before that Jonas a kid from penn who is a german exchange student would be staying in my room? It was all good, we sang mid 90's techno and the world was at some sort of peace.

here is him as well as daphne, on the subway. daphne likes green, but says "cap-reh sun" instead of "capri sun". I realize I am spelling with bias, but honestly who says "capreh sun"? She is equally as cool as jonas though

shirley was there too!

this picture is fairly cool I believe, so much so it looks fake, but it wasn't. new york has the best sunsets I have ever seen, ostensibly because of the pollution. shirley is as mysterious as usual, as shown by her quizzical visage. magnichic

hanging out with momma larsen was fun as well, always good to see people you know

expect a new rap featuring me+dave, producing or maybe some rapping too. I freestyle here some, its pretty fun and destressful
expect more crazy things on my other site
expect me being even sexier, if possible, due to the runnage with dave
expect better blogs in the future, from me as well as others
I guess I would give this a perfect 6 though
hollaaaaaa

Posted by jeff at October 25, 2004 5:47 PM

Comments

it isnt ostensibly because of pollution. it is because of pollution. the sunsets that is. same thing for your revalations. too much new york pollution can have strange effects on the mind

the letter we invented that you speak of is (fart sound)cosmar.

and the reason we count in tens is because we have ten digits (fingers). If you look at most societies, they have either a base 5 or a base 10 number system. All have a base ten number system presently, unless you are a computer, then you talk in binary.

i miss the days of absurdly irrelevant ss imc conversations. People are often tc for nonsense conversations.

we have 10 fingers! thats why. but maybe since math was created off of mans body its not really universal its just human math. camels number system could be based on 2's

jeff sisson production rocks.

and you should have the movie setting on halloween and there are robot gangs and ninja gangs and all the kids would fight. the main characters would be the head of the ninjas and the head of the pirates who used to be best friends but then one of them lost an eye in a ninja star off.

i now pronouce my A's differently. haive ai aipple


i can't remember for the life of me what word we came up with...pbbbmar was the name and it looked like a u with a line actually on the top of it.

that picture looks like the running trail around lake jackie in central park. if so...awesome. if not...still awesome.

haha, joel comes back with a rebel accent and jeff and dave have new yorkers

yeah, i have picked up some slight new york things. like soda, plus 'har-rible' instead of 'whore-ible', oher things i cant remember.

jeff it is always a pleasure to run/rap with you. we are a good match. mad thought you were maybe gay, but i set that straight: total metrosexual.

1. CR sucks
2. Life should be based on 7
3. There is a Dr. Suess book that is about letters beyond the 26 regular letters.
4. I bet you thought I was going to mention the Holiday Shopping songs, but I won't.
5. Robots, ninjas, pirates
6. Being without the internet for 5 days sucks
7. I love Jefe. :jeff:

comment #2

"...we sang mid 90's techno and the world was at some sort of peace."

that's the coolest line i've read in a while.

you're awesome. you're awesome awesome. totally. smile face.

10 fingers? since when?! i have 12.

hey there jeff! you have a super awesome website..cya :D