September 10, 2004: famous people and their faking counterparts

one of the benefits of going to school in new york
is that sometimes, as part of my meal plan, I just eat celebrities instead
there are a good deal here
more so in beautiful atlanta
so here, in an exclusive and unheard of topic centric blog, I will present to you, all those people famous and not that deserve to be recognized here aujourd'hui

I will start with the least and work up to the greatest, as due to deceiving Dave most already know the bounty of my work

one night while walking with roommates to get a falafel, we viewed this scene

1.This guy really annoys me. Like not Livejournal annoying, or Avril Lavigne, but seriously is not that funny. But none of that matters when you have a place on Vh1's Best Week Ever. He was so unfamous that he was relegated to the edge of my picture above.

2.Patrice Oneal is on Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn. He is alright but the show in general is whiny and not that funny, but that is entirely depending on who is on the show. He looked hardcore in person.

3.I don't even know why this guy was here. He was in that Dave Matthews band video where he hugged everyone. I'm sure he does other things and looks like he could be really funny, but I have no desire to find out.

Lastly in that same scene we scored a real celebrity.

Dave attell. For those unaware, he is hilarious and drunk all the time. we walked behind him (not on purpose, its a small village the village is) until he went straight to the bar next door.

Okay so now that we cleared those out of the way, we will move on to bigger and better things...

Like my roommates.
The ones in my room are Nick (taking a picture) and Eli (playing bass way in the background). They are rad.

Basically Nick is from Jersey, like a billion kids here, except he is majorly cool. Eli just jams all the time and likes funk. Sorry I don't have annoying roommates. it may even be possible that I'm the most boring.......but that is changing! more later perhaps. Eli looks like Jerry Seinfeld + Napoleon Dynamite

Here are the other kidsss Don juan and Sidney. They are equally as rad. Don Juan talks and freestyles, and when he does so he sounds like Andre 3000. Except he's actually from chi-town, midwest representtt. Sidney looks like the Neptunes combined. By this I mean he looks exactly like Pharrell but his asianness puts Chad Hugo into the picture. Plus he beatboxes as shown here.
I'm sure funny things will happen although none of them have unibrows really.

Lastly, the Olsen Twins
I have no pictures to give to you. It is not that I could not have pulled the picture off. I am a sly badass when it comes to covert camera moves. I even had the camera there (as I have developed a habit here of bringing literally everywhere). The silly saying that seeing that they aren't anamatronic sort of humanizes them and I got shy. Plus with a class of 150 people looking on it would look weird me just like going up to them and taking a picture. I was totally not expecting them being in any of my classes (as they are not in film, but they are in a college that lets them take film classes).
But it's alright, because they are there each and every wednesday. All we do is watch movies in that class, which is awesome, but even then its tough to concentrate. But I won't be in hottie overload, Roxbury style. Cool calm and collected kids

but im sure something awesome will happen and when it does, reppin 402 combatrhino stylee