August 18, 2003: guess what

well not a lot of people were on line this weekend. haha maybe I was just online too much. oh well.

salary for around five cops for about an hour= $128
cost to run the police chopper to and from rockbrook= $361
total gas spent on police cars = 60 cents
knowing that omaha tax money is being well spend on chasing little kids down in parks because its past their bedtime= priceless

f*ck, i think that actually rings it up to 485 dollars though. i hate mastercard commercials, i hate people who imitate them even more. it was just the most creative way i could think of illustrating the price table. i looked these up, some values will be roughed until the police website goes online. haha there will be some hella funny things about that in the future.

if i had to choose between playing air guitar, and playing a real one, i would definitely choose the first.

and scene; next week on jeffs blog:
carrrazy things. i think im going to start up the bathroom project again. those who know what im talking about feel priveleged. those who dont wait and watch.

Posted by jeff at August 18, 2003 1:37 AM