May 18, 2006

Fuck You, Pistons.

No, I do not speak of those gears which keep machines running smoothly and delectably, but rather of one of the stupidest and most underwhelming team in the National Basketball Association. Yes, I watch and cherish basketball. Probably because I like watching people do things I'll never be able to. (Thus the watching of pornography). But it has been enjoyable speaking with fellow Tooth, Joel Fulton, about the NBA playoffs.

It has been even more fun getting super sore playing soccer with people and frisbee too. PS Playing soccer barefoot is a horrendous idea unless your feet are incidentally made of awesome, in which case, go on.

But onto the Pistons who guarantee games and then lose them, blow leads and whine about how no one respects them. Well, I think we know why now. And it has actually forced me into rooting for another semi-boring team in the Cavaliers. I'd really just rather watch Allen Iverson, Silky Steve Nash, Yao, Amare, Shawn Marion, Lebron James, Kobe, Tracy McGrady, AK 47, Jason Terry and, oh, let's just say, Vince Carter/Richard Jefferson/Jason Kidd. Notice, no Spurs or Pistons.

But, enough with the sports talk. Let's instead move onto what makes me a paradox. X-MEN III: THE LAST STAND comes out on the 26th. And I think I might just stay inside my house until then as insurance I don't die beforehand. But oh cruel fate, I will probably die on the way to the theater. Awesome.

I look forward to the return of Jeffrey Daniel McCollister and Elizabeth "Flake" Granger to the Oms. And I also await the return of Prison Break next season. If anyone wants to grab my pocket, they are welcome but know the wrath they will reap in turn.

It's late and I don't have a free Netflix movie to watch. Appropriately, Good Night and Good Luck comes tomorrow hopefully. So, I guess, well, good night and good luck.

Luv,

Jason C

Posted by iammetalmetal at 03:07 AM | Comments (1)