Well, I originally had some snappy thing written with a reference to a Smiths or Morrissey song (they sound the same to me anyways). But Firefox went awry and thus, it does not seem worth it to recount said blog or its introduction. But, I will maintain my original goal of my first picture blog!
This man (me with my sad face) will be your guide. (That's from the original because I liked it. So, um, basically, shhh.)
Basically, I just wanted to show you my desk because that's all I took a picture of except for my bed too. But that reminded me too much of prison, all slung low to the ground, very thin and drab. Gets me through the night though. And thusly, I present to you!

If you look closely, you can see:
a. a box of finished Oreos (brand name, delicious)
b. my laptop off to the side because I'm avoiding the death chair which you can ask the Sissonian Museum about
c. the copy of "Boogie Nights" I bought since I've been here because Dirk Diggler is a hero and so is Buck Swope. Not to mention Chest Rockwell and Brock Landers.
d. pictures of you motherfuckers from home! See if you can pick yourself out.
Well, that's about it for now. I'll let you see why I'm in such a shit mood. It's a picture of the weather, girl.
P.S. Sissonian, if you could tell me how the f to get my desk vertical, it would be greatly appreciated. Wooooord out!