Upon arguing with Katherine Richling about who could abstain from Facebook for the longest amount of time, we decided to start a contest a la the "No Masturbation" extravaganza of junior and senior years which didn't last all that long. Starting today/Monday at 8 AM CST, whoever is involved cannot check their account until midnight CST on the 18th of December. The message posted on my profile is as follows:
Girls and boys:
From 8:00 AM on the 21st of November until midnight, the 18th of December, we the people have decided to play "Master of Your Domain" with this wretched thing the world calls Facebook.
That means no tomfoolery, no involvement, no checking of your account until the strike of midnight, CST. Because CST kicks the fuck out of EST.
You have until Wednesday, November 23rd to join in the 'fun'. Call us masochists. And then slap our asses.
Happy holidays. Bitches.
Sincerely,
Me
Kate Richling (Emerson)
Bone 2.0 (Nebraska-Omaha)
PS Full rules are on www.wandyteeth.com!
Which brings me to my next point. The rules!
1. No checking your Facebook account at any point under any circumstances or you are out of the competition.
2. No looking at your profile or asking others to look at your profile for you.
3. No bringing it up in conversation casually, you mongrel. Shake your ass, but watch yourself.
4. If you break any of the aforementioned rules, post on whoever is in the game's wall that you are out. Temptation is a bitter pill.
5. If you're in, you have until Wednesday, November 23rd, 2005 to join. Comment on this blog if you are in!
The list so far: Myself, Kate Richling, Bone 2.0, Kyle Humphrey, Nick Steinbrink, Timothy "Danger" Opitz, David Yoon (adon).
Posted by iammetalmetal at November 20, 2005 11:42 PMBlech. I'll join. Bah.
Posted by: Nathan at November 22, 2005 04:57 PM