Dave J

Rangtonesz!

Why is nobody on AIM? Here I am on spring break in NY bored 'cause I have two days off work and everyone is gone. Not only that, I can barely call upon myself to focus on school work. Time has no meaning in this dimension.

So I figured I'd take a frequent break from my Akira Kurosawa essay (one of three left to do on the man) to deliver an edict from Jeff. I'm sure not everyone caught his catty away messages before he packed up to go skiing, so I'll do the publicity work for him.

PRESS RELEASE:

What could be better than 60 degree weather? Why, a new 40 Girls With DVD Players track, of course! After a long creative hiatus, the push to get a full length done by the end of spring is once again upon us. In this new addictive jam, "Rangtonez" (or Rangtonesz, depending on how you spell it--neu or olde), featuring Eli in both the intro/outro and song itself, the rap subject is ring/rangtones, and how you should buy our song as a ringtone. So the song is an advertisement for a song that is a ringtone... BUT THE SONG IS ALSO A RINGTONE.

HOLY SHIT, HOW ABOUT THAT? Blown minds abound. In twelve steps beyond awesome, Jeff has also managed to make the obnoxious "buy our ringtone!" chorus into an actual ringtone. Chya, I know!

You can get in on the fun right here***

*** = It's probably important to note this is a somewhat explicit song and NSFW. And I'm sure it won't be the last time trannies are involved in a rhyme scheme. Not by a long shot.

Now, back to videogames.

News... ON THE MARCH!

It took me like ten minutes to remember how to add a picture because its been several months since I've ever had one here. And for that, I apologize.